Alternative PHSSL

The Alternative PHSSL twitter feed 2017

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Congratulations to all the snarky #PHSSL tweeters. YOU are the true winners. Thanks for making #PHSSL17 great again!

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#PHSSL17 in review:
-What happened to Holy Ghost?
-Who is Unionville & where did you come from?
-Not one mention of Derry Area 😢

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Finalists be waiting like #phssl17

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Oh that teal jacket 😻😻 #PHSSL17

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Not to be dramatic, but who cares about the drama festival? THIS IS FORENSICS 👊#PHSSL17

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THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE #PHSSL17

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It's like The Capitol is trying to recruit us. #PHSSL17

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It doesn't feel the same without this charming garden gnome. #PHSSL17

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RT if you miss Benny's Bistro #PHSSL17

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@JOFWatch Pay not attention to the thumbs behind the handle.

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I can't wait to hear all the fun States words- like "Shikellamy" & "Derry Area" #PHSSL17 #PHSSL2017

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Forensics sporting injury: spraining your thumb from obsessively refreshing your twitter feed 😭😭 #PHSSL17

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Today's episode of #PHSSL2017 has been brought to you by THE LETTER M!

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@URSINalert Disgusting! Such ugly, nasty women. A 3 at best.

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The punishment for forgetting your blazer. #PHSSL2017 ❄️ #PHSSL17

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@JOFWatch I'm enjoying your ever chipper feminist swagger!

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#PHSSL2017

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Tremendous! So proud to hear @BloomsburgU is making snack stands great again! Nobody does concessions like #PHSSL2017.

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No food or water in the auditorium? This isn't water. This is hydration elixir. #AlternativeFacts #phssl17