ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️

𝕯𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗

[big boy synthetique @ajbends]

Fuck Donald Trump forever and always

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

HO-HO-HOLY COW.

#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@BuschBeer Bring back apple you cowards

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@BuschBeer can ya stop pretending that peach was an acceptable replacement for apple and just bring it back already? Fall is here and I don’t have Busch apple and angry orchard sucks

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@SlimReaperALC I miss you man

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

The music industry left me with a broken heart, but many good memories, but it’s hard not to be bitter about how it ended for me.

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

The people who ride on the idea of “fuck your hurt feelings” are having their feelings hurt. ☕️🐸❄️

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

I love seeing boomers post about people dying claiming it was from the vaccine and saying it’s genocide, but are completely silent about the actual genocide happening halfway across the world 🐸☕️

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@SlimReaperALC Have you seen hereditary?

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

They’ll watch you drop fries and ask if you’re dropping fries. Just another FOH tactic designed to keep the line annoyed, stay woke kings.

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@jayWade94 Bro you opened my world to all this new music and you’re a g for that 🤘🏻

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

Swing life away came on my mix and boi am I emotional

[Jordan ⓧ @JordanMel23]

@SOTSPodcast @TFP_tweets can we just take a moment to acknowledge how the energy in the room shifted when all he did was walk on stage?

[Wolf Van Halen @WolfVanHalen]

No, homages are not allowed. I am to play Panama for everyone or I must be sacrificed by a crowd of twice-divorced 54 year old men. I don’t make the rules.

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

The dad in me has spawned. There’s a secret smoke dector in Erika’s apartment with a low battery and I WILL fucking find it

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

@Its_MattHorner

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

Erika just called me and said she bought me a7x tickets 🥹🥹🥹

[ALXNDR🧙🏽‍♀️ @ALXNDRSSl]

Never needed something so much in my life

[ISSUES @issues]

due to EXTREME demand we added some EXTRA shows!!! and a new shirt to celebrate :)

we’re beyond excited to announce our friend Brian Butcher from The Home Team will be taking the stage with us on these final shows as our singer!