Alex Unger

I drink, and I know things. #Mets #Jets #Nets #UConn I be taking naps

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Whoever you are, if you, at any point in time, read this tweet that I'm writing at 5:17 AM, you're scum and garbage and I hate you. Hate you reeeeaaal bad. Unless you're my boy, then ily and I'll see you tomorrow

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Mitch Johnson rallying the team up at halftime:

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@MLB @Guy_Doodman

[MLB @MLB]

Believe it when you see it …

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[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Nailed it. 0-82 next

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

There’s nobody I want off my team more than Mark Vientos. Dude is an automatic double play or K in big spots. He can’t field. He can’t run. Has the worst quotes in the clubhouse. Why is he here?

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Legolas’ whole career has an asterisk. He played before the sport was integrated

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Man dodges arrows in shootout between tribes, Papua New Guinea 2025

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Colt by week 11

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Ten-time Pro-Bowl quarterback Russell Wilson is finalizing a deal to become a CBS Sports analyst. Wilson won a Super Bowl, the Walter Payton Man of the Year award and now leaves the NFL to become an analyst on the network’s pregame show that includes James Brown, Nate Burleson and Bill Cowher.

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Always knew he wasn’t a true HoFer. Compiler with bad judgement

[TMZ @TMZ]

Adrián Beltré Believes Wander Franco Deserves Second Chance At MLB https://t.co/8bBf1OLlSm

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Gay Mets are back

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@bullets36 Exactly

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Why did the Mets not bring in JJ Bleday this offseason

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The last time the Yankees won a series at Citi Field (June 2018):

- Avengers: Infinity War was in theaters
- Succession had aired 1 episode
- “Nice for What” was the #1 song
- Aaron Judge was the reigning Rookie of the Year

This was their lineup

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

If you have a platinum elite membership to Sixt, you’re trash and live outside of God’s sight, and therefore outside of his warm embrace

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

Joe Davis during the Yankees’ past ball and subsequent error that allowed the Mets to score two runs:

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Joe Davis: "OH NO! OH NO, THE METS!" ⚾️🎙️ #MLB

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@wubbbzz @JonRothstein

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@wubbbzz @JonRothstein Elliot Cadeau in 2 years:

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@zacktoto @JonRothstein Kendrick:”Drake, you’re a pedophile and a liar”

Drake: “IM NOT A LIAR!!!”

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@zacktoto @JonRothstein I know, it’s honestly hilarious how little ball knowledge there is out there lol. Also funny how they’re all defending the age and have nothing to say about him being called a dirty player 😂

[Alex Unger @ALXunger]

@wubbbzz @JonRothstein Can’t defend the dirty player part can ya?