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wasting my 20s 🌐

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i got my bachlors degree but im still a loser chud with no real friends

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i am obsessed with tyler catastrophe i hope he moves to brighton and marries wilbur soot and finds his indigenous roots he so obviously has

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@operagxofficial sorry pookie

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maturing is going back to chrome after you started using opera gx in high school to be different

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@riopunks grim 💔💔

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@oirrobin papaaa your stuff gets better every time i see it!!!

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after applying to jobs for 6 months i heard from my first real human being today

i think it was a scam

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after i graduate should i start over as my original vtuber idea from 2021

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monthly alyx update
1.5 months left of college
got my tits chopped off
took my meds today
60 job apps 0 interviews
its warm outside
see you in april

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bimonthly alyx update
graduating college in may
started going to the gym
took my meds today
pokemon legends za is good actually (i skipped 2 classes to play it)
thats about it
see yall in january

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strim

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stream in like 15 min
talking about sr year of college and job apps while i do some homework

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the amount of one-way interviews ive done in a month is disgusting. fuck this, embrace streaming and begging for coin

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getting connections on linkedin feels more exciting than playing video games guys! networking is soooo fun! the job market is so amazing!

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every time i open vtuber twitter its like ive time traveled 5 years in the future yall are moving so fast

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this is gonna become a corporate ux design thinking agile figma channel except instead of real projects im going to design ridiculous prototypes for ridiculous problems. like i need an app where i can find mommy asmr. im gonna make an app where i can find mommy asmr.

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getting connections on linkedin feels more exciting than playing video games guys! networking is soooo fun! the job market is so amazing!

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wanted to stream during recovery
all ive done is read yaoi and play where winds meet

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morning all

lil update, i had breast reduction surgery yesterday :D recovery is going well

semester is over with one more semester until i graduate

hoping i can stream a bit during my recovery and winter break

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why does the dunkin berry sangria refresher actually taste like alcohol

now i'm wishing i was drinking real sangria at noon on a thursday

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fuck my chungus life i spelled it wrong

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the era of helvitcalyx 🌐

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the era of helvitcalyx 🌐