Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
Today on Giving Tuesday, join me in honoring my brother Chad. I’m proud to be part of a group of donors matching every gift to ChadTough Defeat DIPG, up to $300,000 today. Double your impact and help future families faced with DIPG.
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Loyola University Chicago is greatly saddened to confirm the death of Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, BVM. This is a tremendous loss of someone who touched the lives of so many people. We appreciate everyone’s thoughts & prayers during this difficult time. Details to follow.
Aidan Hutchinson returns for the Lions today. He is not just a pillar for this football team. He is a pillar for his community, the city of Detroit and the state of Michigan.
Join us for an unforgettable evening at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C.! The evening promises to inspire as we raise funds for critical research to help #DefeatDIPG.
Individual tickets or teams of 10 tickets are available at https://t.co/58EOl1u4CB.
In a historic milestone, the FDA has granted approval to ONC201 (now named Modeyso™) for the treatment of recurrent H3 K27M-mutant diffuse midline glioma (DMG) — a category that includes diffuse intrinsic pontine glioma (DIPG).
Learn more here: https://t.co/UKQJ6E4397
The ChadTough Defeat DIPG Foundation, together with its committed Family and Research Partners, is proud to announce its largest research investment to date — $5.4 million in funding for 11 new DIPG/DMG projects over the next three years.
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Our highly anticipated ChadTough Defeat DIPG Online Auction is now open!
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Keep an eye on your favorite items until the auction closes on Saturday, May 10, at 9:30pm ET. 🧡 💛
Steve 'Mongo' McMichael. 🙏🏽
Four years ago today, Steve shared these words with me—words that will stay with me for the rest of my life. They’re words we can all live by. #RIPMongo | #Bears
New year, same mission. 💛 🧡
Thank you to everyone who continues to stand with us in our mission to #DefeatDIPG. Let's make 2025 a year of breakthroughs, resilience, and unwavering support for the brave children fighting this battle.
#HappyNewYear#ChadTough
Today is #GivingTuesday! Let’s make today count — for the kids we’ve lost, the kids still fighting, and the hope that no family will have to hear the words, "There’s nothing we can do."
Make a gift at https://t.co/icJ49hUJM0. Gifts up to $250K will be matched!
Starting today, your gift will make an even bigger impact. Thanks to our matching donors, gifts made through Giving Tuesday will be doubled — doubling the hope, doubling the research, and doubling the support for families battling this devastating disease: https://t.co/icJ49hUJM0