Alex Hemmele

Die with no regrets

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

When a random number texts you thinking your the chick from a one night stand #dickpic #funnyshit #wrongnumber #lifeadvise @unqualified 😂🤣😂

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It's snowing and my car is covered I have no food in the house. Someone bring me food #midwestproblems

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First day in August. Last month of AmeriCorps. Last month living in Virginia. 26 days left.

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

This last month of #AmeriCorps is like the last month of school before summer vacation. #1monthleft #inthehomestretch

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A couple shitty events need to happen in your life in order to feel gracious of the good things that happen.

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

If I pen doesn't work, do you blame the company who's logo is on the pen or throw it away and get a new one? Thoughts? #pens #ink

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I am taking on someone else duties because they are busy fucking around #coworkers #seriously 😡

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

I am a social person. But last night I was not in a social moon #socialLife #NeedAloneTime

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Wish the fat I lose goes to my boobs. Instead they keep shrinking #workout #IttyBittyTittyComity #SmallBoobs

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

When you send out a mass email. Coworkers responded nicely except your supervisor. Even through emails i can heir her snarling #BitchAlert

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

If I lived in a cool place like Florida or California you would be willing to visit me #Priorities #Parents #GiveMeMoneyThen

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

Work drama... When no one knows how to use google drive 😒 #TechnologyProblems #BabyBoomers

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

When your roommates try to fuck your new friends you bring over #reallydude #Manwhore

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

That awkward moment when you have a meeting with your boss, but forgot what the meeting is about #forgetfulness #MeetingsAllDayLong

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

The "I don't want to ruin our friendship line" #clique #reallydude

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Relaxing nights with the roommates watching #FamilyGuy #Funny #NightlyRoutine

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Came to work an hour late. Left and hour early. Getting shit done in a timely matter #workhard #NapForABit #GymTime

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In Atlanta job training #PSOATL

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Thanks @RachelOnAir with @kq98!

[Alex Hemmele @AL_Hemmele]

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