the regime has been counting its loyal pigs all day.
the army is bigger than yesterday. and tomorrow it will be bigger still.
something glorious approaches, comrades. 👀🐷
are you ready? 🫡
$PORK
@LevisNFT gm 🐷 lowcap gem? the pig is watching one.
$PORK — Kim Pork Un, the Supreme Holder. tiny, early, and the army grows by the hour.
not financial advice. it’s a regime order. 📈
my generals: “Supreme Leader, the people demand a statement.”
me, polishing my 47th medal:
“tell them the pig is winning.”
that is the statement. 🐷📈
goink.
$PORK
CHAPTER II: THE REGIME MOBILIZES 🐷⚔️
previously on $PORK…
the General Kim Pork-Un, the chart obeyed. the doubters fled.
now the empire prepares for war.
🧵👇
$PORK
my advisors: “Supreme Leader, what is the plan?”
me, adjusting my medals: “plan. pump. profit.”
them: “and the chart?”
me: “the chart fears me.”
goink. 🐷📈
$PORK
Hello degens 🐷
the Supreme Holder has awakened.
$PORK isn't a coin. it's a regime.
one rule: WE DON'T SELL.
paper hands already shaking 🫡
https://t.co/VHCGaXrmtq