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seriously funny

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@elonmuskADO 67

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@r_anj_eline @Pepsicollagen @ABSCBNNews @_KarenDeGuzman Tama ka. Kaya mag isip muna bago magcomment ng d alam ang sinasabi. Sa mga aksidenteng ganyan, d basta2 ginagalaw ang biktima. Mga trained rescuers lang ang dpat gumalaw para d lumala kung may bale sa katawan ang biktima.

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@Pepsicollagen D ba patay ka na bakit bigla kang nabuhay pepc. Kidding aside, sa anong sala para sya makulong? mamatay ka na lang d makukulong si FPPRRD. Kayong naghahangad na makulong si FPPRRD, gumising na kayo. Move on!

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@eliseo_pacis @ed_dolar @verafiles Kasalanan ba ng isang pangulo ang pagbantaang papatayin ang mga criminals kung d sila magbabago? Digong's order to his policemen to the drug dealers "shot them if your life is in danger. I'd rather have them dead than you being shot and die". Will he be criminally liable for that

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@FhqJackie I register my globe and ditto cards thru online. It only took me less than 5mins each card to register. Be ready with ur selfie and ID pictures. Just screenshot the pictures if it won't upload.

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@ARC7IT3CT @inquirerdotnet Foreign ownership be limited to industrial lands only. At depende na rin sa may ari ng lupa kung ibebenta nya ang lupa. At kung ako naman ang may ari ng lupa, if the price is right, why not. Opportunities are open not only to landowners but to people around the vicinity.

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@y3tskie21 @Teddybird When emotion is high, intelligence is low...

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@Teddybird I guess it's time to give these students lessons they deserve. Destroying unversity property and vandalism is punishable by suspension to expulsion.

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@teddyboylocsin @Teddybird Giving 100% ownership of foreign investment is what i thought. But if it includes allowing foreign investors to buy a piece of land, depende na sa land owner yon if he's willing. But i guess land leasing is the best option. Both landowner and investors win + job generation.

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@niwdeahcnoc @AnaPantuhan Really? So anong kinalaman nyan sa pagkapanalo ni PBBM.

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@LakasNgTimog From martial artist to samurai master. Baka sa election ninja turtle na naman. Ayayay😁

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@datumx11 @COMELEC Kayo nlang ata ang d maka move on. Namfrel which was managed by nuns and student volunteers has its own parallel count, leni said her lawyers and IT experts found no anomalies. So ano pa ba pinagmamaktol ninyo. Maghilamos na nga lang kayo para magising

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@Rated_JBR @ilda_talk Parang sinasabi na andy dito na rip leni...

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@thirdycruz2015 @moonchiId1331 @indaysara Ang lakas makaboba. Ano ba naabot mo sa buhay...

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@pinoyanghang @loidasandiego77 Baka naman hindi dilawan o npa symphatizer si gov kaya tahimik ang chr at human rights activists

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@mujivhataman D ba pedeng rebisahin at amyendahan ang constitution ng kongreso (2houses) without tye concon delegates? Added expense kasi kung magkarun pa tayo ng concon delegates kasi sa ngayon lugmok pa ang bansa para gumasta pa ng malaki.

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@miamihart Parang d nyo pa ata kilala si Ms. KLC. She is a master of sarcastic imagination. SARCASM 101

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@31milmovement @pinoyanghang I would like to see how Ms. KLC would act as leni🙂.

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@leejin225 @News5PH @mariannenriquez Ang nega mo naman. Kung nagkataong empleado ka ng gobyerno maging nega ka pa rin kaya? FYI ung pension ay d galing sa govt. yan ay galing sa GSIS na galing naman sa contribution ng mga govt.employees. so hindi gobyerno ang magpepension ng retiree.

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@krisperalta16 @miamihart I agree with kristian peralta here. Cory was corazon sumulong cojuanco when she was single. But being married to an aquino, she now becomes corazon cojuanco aquino.