Chris Hansen

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Always have been, always will be.

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Fat, addicted to m3*h, jerks off to Dexter’s Laboratory (yes, you read that correctly), gay, 5 inch penis, and did I mention attracted to m1n0rs?

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

@YouCraveRuin Smiling because you’re driving thru a school zone I assume

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Honestly, it’s on me. I should have known he was a p3*0 when I saw this pic. The signs were clear as day and I ignored them. Now I know….

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

I know the pdf file ain’t talking….

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Hide your children

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

lord give me strength

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

I swear it’s like foreplay for him. Just send the money bro.

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

I’m glad he finally admitted it

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Gotta be

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Even in his dreams I’m there

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

How do I get someone to stop being in love with me?

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Literally any money he was sent on throne was sent directly to me for the past YEAR. I’m not sure if him trying to defame me is because of jealousy or because he’s ashamed of being gay, but it’s pathetic nonetheless. I hope he finds a new master because I’m done with him.

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Temper TANTRUM

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Keep fingering ur asshole, bitchboy👍 I know you were only able to do 2 fingers last time but try rllyyyyyy hard to shove ur whole hand up there🍑🤛

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

😬🤏

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Literally a few days ago after he texted my subs a bunch of lies about me he listened to my hypno and sent again. #BIPOLAR

[Chris Hansen @ALastRes0rt]

Literally any money he was sent on throne was sent directly to me for the past YEAR. I’m not sure if him trying to defame me is because of jealousy or because he’s ashamed of being gay, but it’s pathetic nonetheless. I hope he finds a new master because I’m done with him.