Alexis

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

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Whoever said “there’s no use crying over spilled milk” clearly has not spilled freshly pumped breast milk

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Yesterday a man asked if I was old enough to be a mother. He followed it up by wishing my own mother happy birthday on an age 24 years less than her actual, but I’m going to ignore that part

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Just made my first ever purchase from @Anthropologie, and damn it feels good!

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@business I’ll believe it when they “Finnish” it

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Can we get a documentary on the @backstreetboys @NSYNC mid 90s rivalry?

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Would you rather: live in the era of prohibition or quarantine?

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BRAVO to the cast of the 25th anniversary performance of #phantomoftheopera streaming on @YouTube this weekend! BRA-VO! 👏🏽🎭

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Underestimated how much I would miss @HomeGoods during the COVID era 😢

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No crowd. This is SO awkward! #Raw #MondayNightRAW

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Do they ever actually eat dinner on @BachelorABC ?? 🌹

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“I think he was on acid when he wrote it...” - Over heard at #Cats

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@HibbsDontLie Our property values must have doubled with this addition!

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Hey, @Drake ... Jimmy Buckets with the shot, boy! @sixers

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“The dolphins are so lucky, he won the academic Heisman too” - Virgs re: Chris Wilkins @packerparkmarc

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All this @bryceharper3 talk, let’s not overlook the fact that @gabekapler is a babe! 😍 #Phillies #OpeningDay2019

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I can’t keep up with the Kardashian’s, and haven’t been able to for a while 🤷🏻‍♀️

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At this point, I hope Bryce Harper breaks his leg opening night. Philly or not.

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I find it odd that @oxygen would air a @Match commercial during #DirtyJohnTheDirtyTruth 🤔 did we not learn anything the past 2 hours??

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Just heard Yoko Ono is “definitely” responsible for breaking up the Beatles. How has a crazy fan not yet killed her too?

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Sorry @Beyonce, but @JLo is the original queen b... #MTVVMAS #MTVAwards