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https://t.co/3tCXSkBAiD
this is playing on the stereo while i lounge in lingerie on a fur rug by the roaring fireplace in our conversation pit while i wait for my husband detective flip zimmermann to come home and bust my shit

[High Tea @7high7tea7]

Of course Betty White died on a day she knew there would be fireworks. She was clever that way.

[Austinnnnnnn @the_austin_ream]

Betty White telling Ryan Reynolds to get over her literally the day before she dies is such a Betty White thing to do.

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@Mattel @Barbie my friend showed me King Ocean Ken Merman this morning

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pls make #WetKevin happen

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@Mattel @Barbie my friend showed me King Ocean Ken Merman this morning

[totally correct greek gods quotes 🌿 @incorrectgreeks]

Persephone: honey, can you help me with this zipper?

Hades: of course!

Persephone:

Persephone: up, Hades

Hades: right, my apologies

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@sofondabooks thank you so much!!!

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@KyloKittyMeow great minds 😼
https://t.co/SyaG0STZ43

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where is the difference i ask u 🧐

[Ariadne🦋 @ariadnejoly]

Millennials remember social media before the inundation of ads and that’s why we’re so grumpy

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where is the difference i ask u 🧐

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@detectiveflip_

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fun fact if adam driver cupped both his hands together and filled them with water a full sized adult human could bathe in there

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@icommentalot aaaah tysm!!! 💗🥰💗

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hello,i am back after a few months break away from sm. everyone's usernames seem to have changed so please bear with me while i try and find the folx i used to follow!

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@TheVintageReylo sweet! hi fren!