𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody

𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝚂𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝐲𝐨𝐮? 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝚈𝙾𝚄, @LtColMackenzie?

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

* ❝𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. . .
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝙼𝙴. 𝐒𝐨
𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃?❞

𝐀 𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 #𝕂𝐲𝔱𝔬𝔫 𝐨𝐫𝐢��𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥. 𝟷/𝟹 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐛𝐛-𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

+attention.

❝ Does that have cinnamon and oat milk in it? ❞ she grumbled out, eyeing the delicious treasure wearily. [@LTColMackenzie ]

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

There’s a grumble, and she’sshifting from foot to foot. She woke up this morning to snow on the ground. She hates snow. And okay, so maybe she’s also a [little] hungover from her night out with friends. She’ll never admit th—is that coffee?

Well, now her mother has her+

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Swats at her hand. A huff passing the teen’s lips.

❝ Hello mother. Can I help you? ❞

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

She’s sick. And wants @LTColMackenzie.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Pokes her mother back.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Olympia shows her love by being mean.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Cue the huff as she pretends to detest the hug. But she’s ultimately melting into her mother’s embrace. She may have missed her.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

She’s being very loud.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Olympia: says “feck you” in a tiktok video reacting to someone saying “I love the game”

Tiktok: THIS IS BULLYING WE ARE REMOVING YOUR VIDEO

Olympia: well feck you too. I didn’t even say anything.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Oh wait! Is that the lady who I sit and stare at for an hour straight? I thought she was simply there to watch me scroll through tiktok...

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Am I supposed to be going to therapy already? Oops.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Can you at least pay for my therapy?

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Can I go to boarding school?

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Please, I haven’t even had breakfast yet.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

She’s alive.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

That’s sickeningly sweet.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Yes of course she’s alive. She’s just been hiding in her room.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Blinks at her mother.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

Ha, like he could replace her. She’s a daddy’s girl.

[𝒪𝙻𝚈𝙼𝙿𝙸𝙰 ℳ𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚉𝙸𝙴 ℛ𝙰𝙱𝙱—parody @AMAJORSCREWUP]

That’s your job, pops.