AMB Eventing

talents include mucking stalls and feeding horses

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My horse: has been eating grass her entire life
Me, who has never tasted grass: tries to direct her to the “best” patches like I’m a connoisseur of grass

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You ever try to half halt your wild warmblood mare and they just

[Mimi Washburn @Road2PerfEQtion]

I absolutely LOVE what I do, but working with horses is still work. I feel like a lot of people think that we “get to” work with horses and that we spend our entire day feeling the way they do when they come out to ride their horse(s) or take lessons or do whatever.

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street performers dog is collecting money from people and dropping it in a tip bucket, getting a TON of money

Me: “I bet my horse could take peoples dollars”

Dad: “God knows she takes your dollars”

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I'm at a stage in my life when "doing something different" for dinner means buying a different shape of pasta

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@steffanyfox @thehonestrider Agreed 😂

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Hollywood seems to think whinnying is this majestic noise horses make but tbh 1000 horses screaming at a show at 6:00AM is not pleasant

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@thehonestrider Or banging on the stall door!

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Things my horse has spooked at this morning: her own reflection in a truck window

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Ya know it's funny how horses naturally were these tough sturdy little mustangs and humans were like "nah, let's breed them so they move pretty and go lame if you look at them wrong"

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@ShitEventersSay I don't blame you a bit, that's a crazy long haul. Thank you, I'm excited! 😊

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Child me: *thinks 3 hours is too far to travel for a horse show*
Me now: "Virginia is only seven hours, piece of cake"

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I wonder if my horse knows how freaking long it takes me to pack her things while she naps in her stall in front of a fan #highmaintenence

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Especially when you live in Kentucky and it's 80 at 4:00pm and 35 by morning 🙃 https://t.co/glPTKlRuc1

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Well here's something I didn't think I'd have to google on April 20th 🙃

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@M_F_H_P_onFB @TheOnion An actual photo of me on campus

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Spring Bay update one: the horses wanted hot breakfast

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When you find out you're running your first Novice in the snow