AMC Goofies

I ride with you! Checkmate and pounce! Fundamentals! Parody Account.

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The stage is set! Ryan Cohen has his sights set on the all-time dilution record held by Adam Aron. Can Cohen unseat The Dilution King?

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@FredF29130 @McJuggerNuggets Then you’re not at all.

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@SeanDeCarteret @JustRestore Your emojis and ai slop don’t change that fact.

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@SeanDeCarteret @JustRestore But AA says there are no synthetic shares.

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One of the fascinating things about the apes is their firm belief that the market is corrupt — especially for the stocks they hold — yet they keep shoveling money into it.

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@AmcApe_ The market is ran on corruption, but the day is just starting, lets see how it plays out today 👀

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@SeanDeCarteret @JustRestore You’re admitting that shorting isn’t a problem since shares are readily available to buy and borrow.

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@ChicagosMayor @chicago You’re literally congratulating yourself for taxing people more. You’re a goofy.

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@werrylettuce @luiscalleo Love cats is way underrated

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@kloppen_j @luiscalleo There’s a band named Stavesacre that does a great cover.

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@JerkstonH @SGTWipper1Each Go get ya some

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@gaughen @WhiteHouse Dear God the NAFO dopes are the worst

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@HunterBiden @alx All that dope got to you.

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@SeanDeCarteret @JustRestore Sounds good. $100K is the floor according to the apes. Do we have a deal?

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@NYCMayor @wemby Pathetic.

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@RichardCranny69 @mrkirkferentz It’s amazing.

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Indeed it did. Down 12%.

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I have a feeling $AMC is going to make some moves today…
I’m not a financial advisor.
I don’t have insider info.
I just have a feeling, okay. 👀🍿

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@JerkstonH @GovNuclear Fletch taught me that

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@SurfThrash @OsoBlanc0 Think...Think Positive!

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@RepGoodlander Or -- Or -- you could use your time and our money in a meaningful way.

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@The_Boricua_AMC @CGasparino Care to wager?

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@GovPritzker You drive up gas prices with the massive gas tax.