Coconut Cannon

2006 TIME Magazine Person of the Year. Here to talk shit and talk shit and talk sports.

[Coconut Cannon @AMENdeezy]

Me when I see a bandwagon sports fan.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[Dan Hopper @DanHopp]

Fun part of this World Cup is learning about all these specific ethnic enclaves in the US, every game has some cut that’s like “and here’s the famed Curaçaoan community in Wilmington, Delaware” and it’s some random bar with like 450,000 people

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

😅🇯🇵 A Japanese fan who lives in Aguascalientes was HYPED after their game against Netherlands in the World Cup and even said “Viva Mexico y que chingue a su madre el America”. 🏆

[Coconut Cannon @AMENdeezy]

Damn @CoorsLight your most loyal fan got screwed by the site 💔🍻

[Diemo 🇲🇽🇺🇸 @DymoPrime]

Me on Thursday | Me on Friday #PochosUp

[PUDDLES @scoduckz]

2 years ago, right wingers were outraged at everyone rooting for the USWNT because of Megan Rapinoe kneeling, this year left wingers are outraged at everyone rooting for the USMNT because Pulisic danced like orange-man after a goal.

At what point do you guys realize that you are all equally stupid.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

The Vrabel - Russini story DOES NOT end until the following questions are answered (IMO):

-Does Mike Vrabel have financial incentive is his Pats' contract that pays him extra for winning COTY?

-Who paid for the boat rental and $2,000/night Sedona resort?

-Who did Dianna Russini vote for (we need all 5 coaches!) on her 2025 COTY ballot. [The AP published last year's ballots but haven't published this years and refuses to comment]

-Did Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel ever discuss the COTY Award?

-Was there any communication between Vrabel and Russini when she deleted her Morgan Moses tweet (2025)? [Tweet may be evidence the Patriots broke NFL's tampering policy]

-Did Mike Vrabel ever ask Dianna Russini to publish stories related to AJ Brown, Maxx Crosby or Julio Jones?

[jets west @jetstothewest]

rent is due so your divorced uncle’s favorite account is going for the low hanging fruit

[meal kiper jr. @mettaworldb3a5t]

"If I'm Dante Moore, I'm only declaring for the draft if the raiders who just lost $30 million in cap space after having a trade cancelled and going on a spending spree in free agency like all well run organizations do will take me. Anything is better than the jets"

[New York Jets @nyjets]

Revis Island: population your WR1

happy 2/4 🌴

[maybe: xavier (knicks, nba champions, enjoyer) @couldbexav]

“if you don’t bring your best stuff, you’re gonna be at home with the jets two seconds after that”

[Drew @DrewfromJersey]

#Jets fans hate everyone on this earth and we still root for Sam Darnold to be successful. There is no better barometer

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

America is here for the Sam Darnold redemption arc

[Matt O'Leary @MattOLearyNY]

Thank you for this BR 🫡

[NYJ MIKE @NyjMike]

The Prince who was Promised. Defeat the evil empire Pats in our honor

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

Look at Josh Allen crying to ref about a completely perfect legal hit 🤣🤣

[Drew @DrewfromJersey]

Darnold took accountability for his struggles here and never threw the #Jets under the bus. Most if not all fans understood that it wasn’t all his fault. Fans always respected him.

[Lord Brunson tweets @lord_brunson]

We don't gotta feel for Nix who actually broke his ankle winning this game and won't play in the championship game? But we gotta feel for a man who turned the ball over 4 times and missed a game winning throw?

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

This is my problem with how this player is perceived. He lost that game and it’s an outpouring of excuses and empathy.