Fussy 🦄 Broad

I’m funnier in person.

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

Hey @Twitter and @elonmusk blocking all of the iOS tweet apps from being able to connect to your service is not going to make me use your app service. In fact, now that I’ve caught on to what is going on, I’m deleting the Twitter app after I send this. Gfys 🖕🏻

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

NO. UH-UH. This little boy talking about “cuffing” season on #LetTheRightOneIn BOY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

I was just scrolling through tiktok and BAM! Someone was live-streaming the new Avatar film!?!?? Wtf!

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

Cc: @eldsjal

RT @AMFussyBroad: @Spotify I really really hate this bs new shuffle feature you guys have out. Would like an option to the feature off so that I can shuffle or un-shuffle my playlists in peace!

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

@Spotify I really really hate this bs new shuffle feature you guys have out. Would like an option to the feature off so that I can shuffle or un-shuffle my playlists in peace!

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

Anyone else vote?

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

@chrissyteigen Cheesy hash brown casserole from Cracker Barrel.

[Robert Irvine @RobertIrvine]

"If you ate today, thank a farmer. If you ate in peace, thank a veteran."

Feeling so grateful for our vets today. Our unparalleled freedoms—to pursue what excites and fulfills us—are only possible because of their sacrifice. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. #VeteransDay

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

Hey Texas, why do you hate yourselves so much?

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

First heard two, just heard 3 more! Holy shit?!??

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

Well that was gunfire…👀

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

You get a load of this crock @jtd1003 ? 👀😒😂 Let’s start a campaign to rename WI - North New Mexico.

[ESPN Milwaukee @ESPNMilwaukee]

A third @DiscountLiqMilw Poll Question w/ @espnhomer & @AnalystTSmith34: H&T dislike the name of the state of New Mexico, so they will now refer to it as East Arizona. Are you on board with changing the name?

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

I also now have a fracking headache that is deciding to hangout in my ears soooooo…

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

I just had what felt like a momentous event that needed to be pinned into existence somewhere: I finally coughed up what I think was the Final Boss booger that was perched on the top of my esophagus. Fuck yeah! and Fuck YOU dude!

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

Busy tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: Men who treat women like that in public, I fear how they treat them in private…

[Fussy 🦄 Broad @AMFussyBroad]

@BaileySarian What about those magnetic lashes??

[American Foundation for Suicide Prevention @afspnational]

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