Alistair Graham

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@McDonaldsUK 🤮

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@steveo I listened to a podcast the last few days where you said of your liking of pickled onion monster munch. You need to try these. Irish equivalent I think. The same but better in my opinion.

[bunkered @bunkeredgolf]

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[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@ForFoxSakeX Sadly not.

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@HUGOBOSSSERVICE Good afternoon. Who is the best contact for making a complaint?

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@Warburtons Bought some cinnamon and raisin bagels. Where’s the fruit?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@teapigs bit of a manufacturing fault with my box of camomile bags. None of the seams are stuck. All bags split. The complete opposite to the calm I hoped they were gonna give me!

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@jamieoliver got some new underwear from the Mrs for valentines. She heard you recommend them on a podcast. You need to be a brand ambassador for them.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@andynyman my copy of the moment arrived this morning. I originally thought meh, but after watching your tutorial I live it. This is going straight in my act. Bravo sir.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@gillinghamjoe Hi Joe. I really really need to speak to you about the Cockfields. Really.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@amateuradam had a fantastic time at this hilarious guys show this evening.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@sainsburys your staff and security staff at Bury Park Luton are doing a great job enforcing single members of households and masks. Many customers being difficult. I’ve heard someone shouting that “it’s not law, it’s an act” Your staff have the patience of saints.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@SkyBetHelp app not working? Is this gonna be out for a while. Need to place darts bets.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@SkySportsDarts please can you get the audio synced correctly.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@sophiedee Yes

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@JohnTorode1 Love the khaki overshirt worn on your show this morning. Where is it from?

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@TLRailUK massive queues at Luton station yet again to try and buy a ticket. Self serve machines mostly not working. Staff at there usual level of speediness. Why is this happening more and more?!

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

@TLRailUK absolute chaos at Luton station trying to buy tickets again. Queues crazy. And snarky service when you do get to a “customer service” representative.

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@TLRailUK What on earth is wrong with the ticketing system at Luton station?! It’s bad enough we get ripped off, but to make us queue for 20 mins on top is not on.

[Alistair Graham @AMG_Creative]

Hated it when I opened the packet it came in. After performing I love love love it! Thank you @andynyman