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i feel like my twitter is a middle school diary & im sorry you all have to witness

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it’s a @dirtyheads summer

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me to this kc weather:

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the most ~ stressful~ time of year

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if travis & taylor’s relationship has taught us anything, it’s that people need hobbies & don’t know how to mind their business. let them live ppl while you go live your own life!!

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@Delta you should add more flights from MCI, us Kansas Citians would be forever grateful

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thanksgiving is a good reminder that we don’t tell our people enough how grateful we are for them

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i miss the days when twitter was fun

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@SamsClub has the absolute dumbest layout at their gas stations, please make it make sense

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i would like to thank my high school self for having great taste in music

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tired of dealing with people who only think & care of themselves

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me today

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everyone loooves trends because they have no style, no personality & hate thinking for themselves

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nothing screams springtime in kansas city like road construction literally everywhere

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kansas city needs another @Costco !!

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notice how no one is happy waiting in a waiting room, who can i speak to about making this a more pleasant process everywhere

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holy shit

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this full moon after the first of the year has got everyone goofy

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new episodes of the real housewives of miami & potomac have been the real christmas gifts this season

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times new roman has to be one of the worst fonts

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary