Ali Kerry

30. She/her. I'm a bit like a dead anteater, in that I don't eat ants. (Will eat ants for money)

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[freddie @Freddie_0611]

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Jesus turned water into wine that’s cool I can turn beer into throw up

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

Lola Young doing the halftime show like “cause I’m too super, then I’m too fucking bowl”

[vini @levecomopena]

sometimes the glee cover is better than the original song and that’s Okay

[a @boopyape]

Faggots make some noise!!!

[sumpplcallmemaurice @abathingBLOKE]

Nick really was watching Love is Blind with his boyfriend and said, bitch you know what would be funny? 💀

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

i know the news broke a while ago but i just saw the video and i’m speechless…violence is never the answer. will smith shouldn’t have slapped chris rock like that

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

The way he fell after getting shot gave me the ick

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Can't even smack your wife around without the cops getting involved anymore because of woke.

[srij @srijjx]

things i HATE:
- choosing
- being told “it’s upto you”
-having a choice
- being made to choose
- picking things
- being told to choose
- choosing when i don’t know
- CHOOSING

[char manning 🌟 @xylottie]

fellas is it woke to think people who can't see properly probably shouldn't be driving a car

[Doctor Tom @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train*

random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)

[mads @m4dder4ll]

Doing this to him later