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[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

How weird is it to be 27 and feel like you’re 21… Until you talk to someone who’s actually 21 and suddenly you feel 45.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

my wife is in a facebook group called buy nothing where people list stuff they're giving away. the other day, a lady came to our house to pick up two granola bars that we didn't like

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you eat the same amount of food as someone on Ozempic, you will lose the same amount of weight as someone on Ozempic.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

[Mike @michaelhitack]

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

MTV shutting down is what they get for playing Ridiculousness 37 hours a day every day.. nobody wanted to see that shit

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every chance I get:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this is the crust to cheesecake ratio i’ve been dreaming about my whole life

[Dashawn J🎨🕴️ @_DashawnJ_]

Ngl, this is one of the best debut R&B albums ever. This album ain’t got no skips.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Apple needs to bring back IPods. Kids should be able to listen to music and audiobooks without having a cell phone or a device that is also a screen for playing games, texting, using the internet. Let kids be kids!

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

Not having any condition or illness that requires constant medication.

[DonRickardo @don_rickardo]

Here

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

That’s Jerome saint

[Tay-Vee🦷 @___tHarmonyyyy]

We used to call this “subtweeting” back in my day!