Certified Yapper ™️

Todos al cien, yo al millón. Bona fide. 🍉

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

Don’t tell my mom pls

[this foo @daveed_1931]

I unfortunately do not have it in me to feel bad about a man who’s made a career out of fear mongering and promoting hate and violence towards others for getting shot

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

touch tunes fiend

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

@stormfairyy @hn7g58qqcn @urvans_ duraban como 3 días con la misma ropa y hacían de todo con todos 💀

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

Me watching The Last Rodeo when @cowboyeze came on the screen and had to show everyone around me this picture from 2020

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

Nick Hoult being in everything makes so much sense because Tony was such a multidimensional character. Also a bunch of the other actors are in a lot of series that i watch and it makes me happy every time i recognize them 🥹🥹🥹

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Skins OG cast really was a talent incubator and if you read up on how they cast Skins, this makes a lot of sense.

[cabrona celosa @cabronacelosa13]

Subió al cielo pendeja y ahora está sentado a la derecha del padre

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

told my brother enough is enough and to fight his bully and if he gets in trouble ill say i told him to do it. he never swears but he went up to his bully and said if u dont leave me the fuck alone i'm going to beat ur ass. the kid avoids him now. sometimes violence is the answer

[Gwen B. with LC 🍂🫖🌬☕𓅓 @PenGwenWithLC]

When I was 11 or 12 this boy would follow me around school singing the Toyota jingle at me until I would cry/meltdown because my 5 year old brother and I had been hit by a car when I was 10 and he died
One day after months of bullying I snapped and bounced his face off a pole

[daisy 🦇🎱🫧 @FLUG4M3]

cady heron was just a girl crashing out and being a bitch. veronica sawyer killed four people.

[Miss Perfect @kamriamiah]

Ulta is lowkey better than Sephora it’s less chaotic

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

How is Nosferatu only nominated for two Oscars.

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

I can't make playlists because I just end up putting the same songs on every playlist

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

can't let the homies know i fw the full brim type 2 hard hats

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

@FlatlandCavalry back to me please i beg

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

what do you mean the small niche artist that I've been listening to for years just won three Grammys?

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

he's pretty unbearable but consistent in his beliefs lol

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

lowks my coworker who's an equal opportunity racist at least has the decency to eat homemade sloppy joes and hot dogs every day.

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

compadre, que bonitos ojos tiene compadre

[Ju D. Garland 👒 @lakrmen]

No puedo dejar de pensar en este tuit JAJAJAJA wow

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

bandom tumblr went crazy this day. you had to be there

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

A Day To Remember released the official music video for All I Want on this day 14 years ago.

The video features members of Fall Out Boy, Silverstein, Bring Me The Horizon, The Devil Wears Prada and more.
https://t.co/A65K5ADACZ

[Certified Yapper ™️ @AMORSlTO]

Brookfield Zoo has a chicken sandwich with asiago cheese and cranberry sauce and arugula that i think about all the time