Austin Parish

Basic college student 💁🏻‍♂️ I study plants 🌱. HE/HIM

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@drecmb This is a great way to leverage AI information into the physical world. How do you think about scaling up production of molecules this enables? Is the chemistry at all confined or is there another layer after successful synthesis that recommends scaling parameters?

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Roller bags are God’s plague on earth

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San Fransisco is like if a whole city was still in college

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@JustJacobSons @DCI @UofIllinois @MarchingIllini Maybe almost too right… ❤️

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Gays love country music and it’s sad to see them deny that. When we get drunk, the truth comes out. Pleas make more inclusive songs 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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@JustJacobSons Ice king has nothing on you

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Now that I’ve been able to finish several chap sticks, my next goal is to finally finish a sticky note pad.

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Can I just say, I am so excited for the Aperol Spritz to go away. I am so excited for other spritz’s to come on the scene

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How did I just find out what Hunter Biden looks like?? And from an unflattering TikTok 💀💀

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I can feel myself growing more type A every day 💀

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Hello. Happy international day of Women and Girls in STEM.

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We are literally just chemicals producing thoughts. Isn’t that messed up

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Me drunk off my ass watching Euphoria cheering on Zendaya to stay sober

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I cannot believe they used this sound for the olympics ad 💀😭 https://t.co/hU2J7Wpgjd

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Incase you were wondering. This is what it looks like when I try and use an air fryer. https://t.co/R3J9RqWu9l

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I can’t date myself, for dinner I’m having leftovers from a lunch I didn’t even like. What kind of significant other does that to a person?

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I went ice skating today and there was a party of little Jewish boys who were absolute terrors. I’m now convinced NJB is an oxymoron

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My comfort youtube video is history of the entire world I guess

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This hat and these earrings make me look like a youth pastor 💀

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Honestly, drugs might be better for me at this point 💀