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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except sharks. Sharks will kill you.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m assembling a team

[In2ThinAir @In2ThinAir]

😲#BREAKING Why is ALEXA telling people that Hurricane Helene was ARTIFICIALLY created??

Below are 2 examples of X users who uploaded this! Go try this and tell me what happens!

SAHER this before they change Alexa and try to record it yourself!

Thank you @okuturn and @voicesunheard
#Alexa #HurricaneHelene

[Michael Jaco @MichaelJaco9]

Shipping containers filled with children banging on the sides? Thank you to the dock workers for striking in protest so this can be exposed and cargo containers filled with people can be rescued.

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

No offense, but if you’re voting for the woman who is objectively leading us into WW3 because you’re worried about abortion or LGBT rights that aren’t even at risk, you are fucking stupid.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THEY'RE SO REAL FOR THIS LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

Here is the clip that ended Kamala’s first presidential campaign, X do your thing, make sure everyone sees this

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

The real question is how long has Joe Biden been dead?

[Truthseeker @Xx17965797N]

Reminder‼️👇

[Yuni⚯͛🔮💍🏆 @DNetxy]

Time doesn’t exist at the airport

[nihaad 🍉 @justnihaad]

The Hunger Games comparisons is insane, because we’re oohing and aahing over people in pretty gowns while children are being literally murdered. We’re living it.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

In Texas, anyone "squatting" in your home is breaking the law.

They are criminals violating TX laws like criminal trespass & criminal mischief (Tex. Penal Code 30.05 & 28.03).

Also, the Texas Castle Doctrine empowers Texans to use force to defend themselves & their property.

[𝕯𝖆 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 🤎 @BabyfaceAr]

God gave him the wrong class because the way I would’ve hit the cleanest mf routine for a free A 😭😭

[savannah @savbrads]

I get asked this question a lot because good-quality women’s basics are soooooooo hard to come by now. A quick thread 🧵

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

No, this is not satire. This is an actual quote from the Mayor of Chicago.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

[Jenni @hashjenni]

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

[Я @LJJM__]

If we as a society hated rich people even a fraction of how much we hate poor people we could actually get somewhere