What Men Want ™

#Comedy Men love many things and I'm here to tell you what they are»P.S. Women all over the world who dont listen to your man, PLEASE LISTEN THIS TIME!

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The Men Took A Vow Of Silence. Now We're Back.

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I Hate When I'm Singing A Song And Someone Corrects Me..... Bitch; What If I Was Freestyling?

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That mini heart attack you have when someone says "I heard something about you" (°-°)

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My Ex? Oh!... Yeah; You Can Have That Shit

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''You're so pretty!" "No I'm not!" "Okay you're ugly" "Excuse me?" Thats what happens when you don't accept the compliment bitch. t('o't)

[What Men Want ™ @AManNeeds]

My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, “Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny.” & walked away like a boss.

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RT if you put something in your stash and then forget where the stash is.

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That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it works again.

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Waking up for school:(-_-) .. Waking up on a weekend: \(•o•)/

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That Awkward Moment When I'm walking around my house in socks & I step on something wet. <<<

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Interupt My Sleep; And I'll Interupt Your Breathing

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That Awkward Moment When We Just Sit There w/ Out Hands In Our Pants; Its Either Ours Or Yours Ladies, Make Your Choice!

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Wipe Your Mouth; You Got A Little Bullshit On Your Lips

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Guy: Are You Into Fitness? ; Girl: Yeah, Of Course ; Guy:How Bout Fitness Dick In Your Mouth!

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If I Was In A Horror Film; I'd Survive Unlike The Dummies In The Movies

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Airlines Banned Passengers From Taking Tweezers On Board; "DF!? Anybody Who Can Hi-Jack a Plane w| Tweezers Deserves a Fucking Plane!"

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Saying "Fuck It" Before You Do Something Stupid >>>

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Standing closer to me in line will not make it go faster. Sincerely, Back the fuck up!

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#Dogs Ladies, You cant win a mans bestfriend challenge... Our dogs are literally our down bitches! Who are you to rob them of their title!

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#MoreFollowers Hook a brother up w/ some shoutouts everyone