Douglas

Has dog. Red wine, swearing, Star Trek and the gay agenda are equal parts of my personality. Views: my own (and you can't have them). #LLAP 🖖🏻 He/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Same username.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

@helvetica If Version 1.6 of Really Bad Chess+ was broken, would you want me to tell you?

[Alex Joynes @AlexJoynes4]

Living for Clare Balding's East End gangster era #CelebrityTraitors

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

I’ve been using the ios26 beta and Liquid Glass *is* pretty, but, I’m sorry, it’s much easier to find the app you want in colour.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Slutty little glasses;
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…

What a summer of film.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Saw the film.
Enjoyed the film.
Asked GPT to make me this.
#SupermanMovie

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

If you pass an accuracy check on self scan at ASDA you should get your shopping for free.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Vito is such an explosion of positive energy he’d give you the most profound fuck of your life while simultaneously making you the best sandwich ever tasted. He’d resolve your unhealed trauma while inspiring you to cure cancer and end world hunger. #StrictlyComeDancing

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Sure. I’ll even speak slowly:

There. Are. More. Than. Two. Ways. To. Be. A. Human.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Someone explain 'trans masculine non-binary' to me like I'm 5

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Tell them how I am defying mavity

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

David Tennant tells Kemi Badenoch to shut up.

This is all of us for the next couple of years until she gets fired.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

With Jenrick or Badenoch running the opposition Labour would be as well holding a GE every 6 months to extend their mandate.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

@patfield

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Temu sells dildos with more personality than Tess. #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Craig’s waking up with pink eye tomorrow, isn’t he? #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Massive fan but there’s something a bit less authentic about Heartstopper when all the teens are suddenly 27.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

@KelvinsTimeline Ensign Tunk reporting for duty.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

I have studied this footage extensively (I’ve watched it at least twice) and that mannequin does not move independently.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Former President Jimmy Carter celebrated his 100th birthday surrounded by family and friends in his backyard in Plains, Georgia. CBS News was there as he was wheeled outside, beneath the shade of his trees, to witness a military flyover with four fighter jets.

[Douglas @AManWithNoDog]

Toyah looks like she’s been built in Jim Henson’s workshop. #Strictly