amanda

please be patient with me, I am a sigma 🪱🪱🪱

[amanda @AMandyshow]

The first time I ever heard of a dirty chai was when I ordered a regular chai latte in a Starbucks near Georgetown and the barista asked me if I wanted it dirty. I looked at that man like he just called me a slur.

[tara @proletarat]

Yeah can I get the nasty dirty filthy disgusting chai latte please. Iced

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@catsrule28305 @DemzDeliver ofc he’s literally a roach

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@TH1RDEYES so far for me it’s been highlighting stuff and asking questions! No one mentioned anything about a test though😟

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@MNateShyamalan Okay, alright, but let’s not pretend this wouldn’t bang in 2009

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@OhTheSunnySide just for the love of the game i guess??😭😭😭

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@awawawhoami it’s not even that hard to make an infographic like what happened to canva what is happening??😭😭

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@sillylumigirl Hi Paul!!🥰🥰

[amanda @AMandyshow]

we are rodents and i take no shame in it

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s a guy on this street near me with a parmesan stand (a bunch of giant wheels of parmesan that he cuts and weighs out and prices accordingly) and his sales approach is to wave a small piece of parmesan at approaching women and i am embarrassed to say that it works

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 What made him think?? What empowered him to do so??

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@modsiwW you are my favorite person actually

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@duolingo

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@thatlunarloser happy birthday!!🥳🥳

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@renhaze i can’t wait to listen😍😍

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@chillextremist no but i absolutely would she’s stunning

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@hyphen70 @daltonbrewer stop commenting on these intellectually stunted people’s takes your breath is wasted and you’re messing up my timeline :/

[amanda @AMandyshow]

I’m crying actually, someone please tell this man to leave us children alone😭😭😭

[amanda @AMandyshow]

Oh?🤨

[amanda @AMandyshow]

@hyphen70 @xNancyy__ his ears intercepted the Zimmerman telegraph first

[amanda @AMandyshow]

watching this made my stomach hurt😀

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Y’all eating this?