Ashley Martija

Mostly a very confused Pretend Adult© , but I also fight crime at night as a masked vigilante...(guess the cats out of the bag now)
Grad student😋
Send otters🦦

[Bob @muyskerm]

The channel for reference

https://t.co/V1SjW3ajKb

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family

[Ale 💋 IS SEEING OLIVIA @rwyleric]

1. romeo and juliet is fictional

2. the 1996 film romeo and juliet was not the first film adaptation of william shakespeare's play

3. romeo and juliet is not a movie; it’s a play

4. francesca is not the first black woman to play juliet

5. the first juliet was played by a man

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Parenthood scares me because imagine you’re having the worst depression day ever and you still have to get up and feed/interact with your kid like I just can’t envision doing that 😭

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

International Women's Day doesn’t apply to any girl who has ever made another woman’s life harder for their own insecure and homewrecking benefit btw

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Somehow Oreo got my address and sent me some of these in the mail and NO WHERE ON THE CONTAINER did it say that they had POP ROCKS IN THEM and I was like WHAT THE GODDAMNFUCK IS WRONG WITH MY MOUTH.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

hypothetically,

if I was going to nominate a film about a badger,
starring a badger,
called "Badger,"
for best picture...

I would also nominate the badger, right?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Bath time

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This four week old baby wolf is practicing howling

📹Voyageurs Wolf Project

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A little hello from a baby sheep 🐑

[Ashley Martija @AMartija94]

🥺🥺

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

oh?

[Ashley Martija @AMartija94]

I wish my man still had a Twitter so that I had an additional platform to send him shit posts on. Facebook, insta and tiktok are fun but I'd love the full collection 😂😂