Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!)

Permanently destroying the interior of America, one day at a time.

I'm a douche.

PARODY!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@WhiteHouse This is what success looks like!!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@RNCResearch @HawleyMO This is crazy talk. The border is closed!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@bennyjohnson @RepMTG No fair! I'm doing my job and the border is closed!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@RepMTG This is crazy talk - the border is closed!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@RNCResearch The border is closed!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@JackPosobiec Leave him be!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@Jim_Jordan The border is perfectly secure!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@JoeBiden Respectfully sir, you suck!!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@RepDonaldsPress We are hard at work securing the border!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

@JackPosobiec The border is not open!

[Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas (Parody!) @AMayorkasDHS]

The border is not open!