Rhett Ryan

Sometimes the life we lead is not the life you see. [RP||18+]

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill Me too.. though she could probably use someone to talk to.. [winces at that, not sure I want that someone to be you] How long do we have before we have to worry about things like that?

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill Have you met her? [laughs, lifting a hand to run my fingers through the side of your hair] She's got more drama than anyone else we know. And rumor has it her youngest girl is pregnant by Ali's kid. She's too busy to worry about us right now.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill It's probably a good thing that I haven't seen her in awhile. [smirks, dropping a kiss to your lips] I should probably check my bank account to see if I've been getting paid.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill Yeah? I'm pretty sure if it had been burned down i'd have lost my job.. Hell. [curls my arm around your shoulders to bring you in closer] I might have lost it already. Not real sure.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill You didn't? [winks, slipping under the covers with you] You're being punished with me. [chuckles, leaning in to press a kiss to the corner of your lips]

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [laughs, circling my arms around you] I tried to throw in something healthy-er too.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

Happy Halloween @IPhaseAtWill and kiddos. I bought goodies because we know I can't make them..

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

I'm supposed to keep her out of trouble. [scrubs a hand over my face] Doesn't work if the Boss is causing the trouble.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [folds my arms around ya, muttering under my breath about it still being dark out]

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill Just the two of us.. in Alaska.. [grins, backing you up against the counter so you can get the cup of coffee I left for you] You ask your dad and I'll start packing.. [mutters under my breath] and maybe ask Bells for a week off.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

We're going on vacation @IPhaseAtWill. Somewhere cold.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill Any ideas? [slides up next to you, my finger slipping under your chin as I dip my head to kiss you] What about the kids?

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

Where'd Jordan's hot ass go?

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [grins against your lips, my hand patting your ass before letting go] Especially when i'm a perv. [drops another kiss to your lips before grabbing my cup of coffee] I love you too. Even if I have to let you go to start this day.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

I made coffee, @IPhaseAtWill. You get to feed the kids.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [slides my hand down to cup your ass, my grumbling quickly silenced as I picture you in that suit of yours] You had me at little blue suit.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [rests my forehead against yours, chuckling] Sure.. they be good and we'll take them outside in the 150 degree heat that is Texas. [drops a kiss to your lips and smiles] Why texas?

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

@IPhaseAtWill [slips an arm around your waist, your easy laughter a little contagious] Think we can convince them that it's whisper day? Everyone has to talk in a whisper.

[Rhett Ryan @AMentalFuck]

I risk being corny here, @IPhaseAtWill, but it's the truth. https://t.co/TAhK1uDeyJ