top 4 feelings:
1. showering when no one's home.
2. playing music and singing when no one's home.
3. coming home to an empty house.
4. cleaning when no one's home.
TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!
When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;
1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.
2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.
3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)
4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.
5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)
6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court
7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court
8. Don't forget to share this p0st
9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page
10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.
Happy taco Tuesday 🎉
It’s National Girlfriends Day, a day for girl to girl friendships. Not a day for guys to celebrate the girl they’re dating. It’s a bonding occasion women celebrate their girlfriends. I’ve been seeing tweets asking men to send their babes money and gifts, better don’t get scammed.
Dear Tyla,
Your people can’t k!ll Nigerians, hijack their legit business and chase them out of your country and you want to perform in Nigeria 🇳🇬?
Perform in your own country South Africa 🇿🇦
Signed
Nigerians 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
"Good girl no dey pay."
Kindly enter street 🙏🏾
You don't support young women doing legit works but you'll spray strippers N200k. You wonder why women want to strip.
Please become a stripper 🙏🏾
Please help me. I need N500k urgently. I don't want to sell my body for money.
Please sell it 🙏🏾
I don't know whom you're trying to manipulate.
Announcing that:
You like money
You're materialistic
Nobody should approach you if they don't have money
These are not evidence that you like money. It is evidence you're badly behaved. You just have audacity to air it out without shame. Who doesn't like money?
“Sit Down!! Shvt Up!! Shvt Up”
- The Dramatic Moments House Of Reps Members Knock Down Hon Gadgi Over Motion To Summon Tinubu, Others Over Insecurity, Budget
As a Muslim, there's something that genuinely bothers me.
Millions of Muslims live in Christian majority countries, build mosques, preach Islam publicly, distribute Qur'ans, open halal businesses, and demand religious freedom,and rightly so.
Some even call for aspects of Shariah to be accommodated in the societies they've moved to.
Yet in some Muslim majority countries, Christians cannot openly preach the Gospel, build churches freely, or practice their faith without restrictions.
Why?
If we demand religious freedom for ourselves, we should be willing to grant it to others.
Truth does not need censorship.
If Islam is the truth, it has nothing to fear from a church, a Bible, or a Christian preacher.
You can't demand tolerance and freedom for Muslims abroad while denying the same freedoms to others at home.
The double standard needs to be called out.
Places in the bible and what they’re called today;
1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria