Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it
(Me in a foxhole during WWIII, bullets wizzing past, bombs dropping, I’m covered in soot)
some kid: how did we end up here
me: *spitting out a grenade clip* liberals were like pretty annoying on Twitter in 2015