Adam Harris

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Overheard on Wall Street @OHWallStreet]

*unmutes* “nothing from my end thanks”

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

Dr. Ian Kelson stuns at his first ever Met Gala

[turbomander @turbomander]

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

dont do it buddy it’s a trap they’re gonna make you email

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

I present to y'all - the logos of the Eastern Arizona Gila Monsters.

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

You made this place better.

Thank you, Coach.

#GoJays

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

16 Legendary Years.

Thank you for everything, Coach.

📰 https://t.co/fOxtJ41DsA

#GoJays x @cucoachmac

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The 3 branches of government are:

- Billionaires
- Pedophiles
- Israel

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I’m sorry mam but your son has Deathmaxxed while warmogging in operation epic fury

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

(Me in a foxhole during WWIII, bullets wizzing past, bombs dropping, I’m covered in soot)

some kid: how did we end up here

me: *spitting out a grenade clip* liberals were like pretty annoying on Twitter in 2015

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Hegseth hanging out around the White House doing this with the art of war

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Thomas Welch @twelcher15]

Swing a miss

[Austin Karp @AustinKarp]

Hang this puppy in the Smithsonian