Homemade Pepsi

a little thick but the price is right

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

put zardoz in fortnite

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@TheHoopCentral @jga41agher @PolymarketSport I’m sorry but if it seemed even to you for even a single second you maybe have no clue about basketball

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@jga41agher I know your job is basketball so you have to still want things from it but won’t a deep lakers run be… intensely deeply existentially painful?

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@TheMavsQueen Same, idk what to do

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@treykerby Mavs GM so bad he’s drafting months late

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@ZachLowe_NBA it’s the worst trade in history and the basketball gods are immediately punishing them for their insane hubris, they deserve all this and worse. Such a shame for the players hurt by the Luka hex

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@DannyRo59875195 @jeffsm99 @GrantAfseth translation: i have no argument and I am realizing I was completely wrong, and hope you forget in a few months time

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@NoDunksInc Luka hex, 77 years of pain.

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@SheaSerrano gimme Q-Tip

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@noahweber00 @jga41agher If I’m somehow alive 77 years from now I’ll consider coming to a game again. Sell the team.

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@espn_macmahon Luka hex

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@BillSimmons @HBO @StreamOnMax hbo desperate for the coveted murph demographic

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@talter @jga41agher Left wondering if it’s like a ted lasso divorce situation playing out

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@JeffGrubb because I bought the premium edition of Jeff Grubb I got to enjoy this take for hours with an early access key on bluesky

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@HPbasketball @jga41agher really just killed hoops for me. the trade will go down as the worst in history and watching the bootlicking nba media carry water for the Mavs FO and let them skate is torture I can skip. It will be decades before the Mavs could get talked about without the trade coming up.

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@Im__Spooky @MarkJCarney oh so you’re just stupid as shit huh keep sucking those trump balls

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@Meme_murf @StreamerBans really seems like you’re secretly in love with Hasan, like an obsessive crush. I bet you don’t put this much energy into anything else in your life. just trying to gobble that hasan D any way you can

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@jga41agher Mavs are just mad they didn’t get more injuries in return for Grimes

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@Justin2793 it’s a good thing you paired up with that mutant in your pfp, keep both your genes from infecting the general populace 😂😂😂

[Homemade Pepsi @AMikeEgan]

@jga41agher “a shred of contrition? no id like you to vigorously quintuple down” -Mavs FO

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

would rather land upside down