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@greaseracer @DAcrisure @DCloseau It makes you correct

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Congratulations, everyone's trans now. Happy Pride.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions.

The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Mass Casualty Incident declared after city bus crashes into building With dozens of injuries

📌#Baltimore | #Maryland

Currently numerous emergency departments and law enforcement agencies are on the scene at the location of a pronounced mass casualty incident in Baltimore, Maryland. The incident occurred when a city bus crashed into a building, resulting in partial collapse. Officers are advising that 17+ individuals are injured, with several reportedly of them being trapped within the compromised structure.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

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Our father, who art a chicken, breaded be thy name

[🇺🇦🏴‍☠️Deep State Wisco🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 @Wisco]

The Lord's Chicken is trending

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Are we supposed to hate this? Because the queer demon is a vibe ✌️

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The faux gay agenda: they're grooming our children!
The real gay agenda: starve, swine.

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@anna_chica Unfortunately, none of the companies I sent that particular "resume" to reached out, but I did eventually get hired somewhere!

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#dearintern years ago I was mass applying for jobs on my phone (pro tip: don't do that.) It wasn't until around the 50th application I realized I'd been attaching this picture instead of my resume

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Oh how the turn tables

[CNN @CNN]

Chick-fil-A has become a surprise target of right-wing ire following the discovery that the company has an executive overseeing its diversity, equity and inclusion policies. https://t.co/7HihexDMDY

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@ohneville I very much wish it wasn't 🥴

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Keeping my diet on its toes by eating hummus with flaming hot cheetos. Are we healthy? Maybe. Stay woke.