J. P. Sand

I love words, Jeopardy, Sudoku and board games. I love the mountains, fresh air and blue skies. I ❤️ Colorado!

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@Raiders Everywhere he's been he's had a quarterback.

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@KyleClark Btw Kyle, Singleton is NOT a good tackler. He missed several tackles every week.

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@RedMutant13 @StephenKing If you feed yourself your eating, if somebody else puts the food in your mouth you're being fed. Semantics... Matter. Reading... Listening... Semantics.

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@Lynyrds_Mom @nbcsnl @MichaelKeaton @billieeilish @MayaRudolph @AlecBaldwin @danacarvey Just don't understand comedy?? Light up rightwing sheeple! Btw, the only one the spoke badly about trump supporters was the interviewer... Can you really be so naive and gullible?? Aren't you tired of being lied to and used?

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@notelonmuskusaa Any of the above as long as elon musk is no where close by.

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@nuggets 😒👎

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@RoslynPemb30890 Hello!

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A driver waits while watching a woodcock finish crossing the road. 😂

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@joncoopertweets Orangucantankeroussiophilicunt.

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@GeorgeTakei With a world population nearing 10,000,000,000 people the last worry any intelligent person would ever have is a deteriorating population.

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How to clean a baby bat, for those of you who happen to have one.

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@NickKnudsenUS When you scream from your MAGA pulpit that he wasn't 'convicted' of rape, technically you're correct. Days before a conviction he paid off his victim. He ALWAYS pays off his victims. You could actually read the court documents, If you really cared.

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@KyleClark Weren't you an investigative reporter at one time??
As the Noun once said to the Verb, "Google it!"

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@nytimes How come every time we have an eclipse were simultaneously warned of the infrequency and why this will be the last one this millennium? When in reality they're as common as country music award shows.

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@nytimes I believe we need all the pollinators we can get these days. Good job, congratulations!

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@drshannonkroner @ScotFunkhouser @realDonaldTrump Trump also thought swallowing infrared light and bleach was a good idea. Your hero is a moron. Your thoughtful though delusional, misconceived gift is somewhere in a trash bin. He does not care. When will people ever learn that?

[J. P. Sand @AMileHigher82]

@drshannonkroner @DigitalGhost313 @realDonaldTrump Just to be clear, you do realize that means ALL religions, right?

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@Scottcrates I imagine wrestling used to be much more popular when the wrestlers were naked. Instead of a Full Nelson it was called a Full Monty.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary