Matt B, MD

dogtor. propofol pusher.

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Another horrendous take out of the Walrus from a children’s book

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

2025 Seahawks:

Added new, sought-after offensive play caller
#3 best player health
#1 highest run rate
8-1 on the road
#7 record in 1-score gms

2026 Seahawks:

Lost play caller
Lost RB1 from #1 highest run rate offense
#10 toughest overall schedule
#1 toughest offenses faced

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@plus_sign @AmputationSuck @MrDouglasHall @willthiel PFO

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@gasman206 ESPN even wrote an article about it being the worst year ever

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Dan Wilson should be in prison

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@stephdenk @somethings_awry As long as you don’t try to use puff pastry you’re good

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Is this fucking Chopped

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Here's a bunch of words never strung together before.

Brown butter gochujang salted chocolate chunk cookie sandwich with homemade vanilla bean and gochujang fudge ice cream and a drizzle of salted fish sauce caramel.

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@somethings_awry Incredibly creative but could it be done in 30 minutes??

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@operationdanish @aribindi Yes ER docs have never heard of magnesium

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

It feels like in the last 5-10 years we decided to just call any player that’s above average a star

[CNN @CNN]

To understand where Lu Dort is now, you have to understand where he came from.

The competitive fervor he brings to the court every night can't be taught; the get-it-out-the-mud mentality he has can't just be developed like getting shots up in the gym – you either have it or you don't. https://t.co/Ygigv2mOit

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@trmooney8 The danger zone is just so funny. After 10 games

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

10 games into the season. 2 series against playoff teams. DANGER ZONE. Just don’t watch baseball if you want to overreact after 10 games.

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

Damn. Mariners in the danger zone already. Can’t put yourself into an early season hole.

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

And yeah I have already overreacted. I probably shouldn’t watch until like 60 games have been played

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

I neeeeed to see this man take down Hurley. BEAR DOWN BABY

[Theo Lawson @TheoLawson_SR]

Tommy Lloyd asked today about the influence of his time at “Gone-ZAWG-uh.”

Lloyd: “It was amazing. It’s ‘Gone-ZAG-uh’ by the way, not ‘Gone-ZAWG-uh.”

Mentions Mark Few, Dan Monson visited Lloyd at his hotel the team’s first night in Indy.

“For me it’s a big part of who I am.”

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@ciirarref 2 minutes is funny

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@kidney_boy Thankfully that’s a chiropractor kidney boy

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

@francisdeng When anesthesia makes their appearance in Season 1, we need the ED’s help with an airway 🥲

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

I feel like I just ran a marathon. Going to sleep well tonight. Go Mariners.

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Naylor!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Let’s do it again. #SeizeTheMoment

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Go M’s. Go Guardians. Go Rangers.

[Matt B, MD @amilford_man]

Let’s make it 11 straight today fellas