A Modern Chap

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Stephen Miller cosplays as Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor. He is 40, married, with 3 children.

Do what Jesus might do next time.

This is what it looks like when you peel back the foreskin. It's why 100% of them project their medical conditions.

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats What did she say that was incorrect? I mean, Stephen looks exactly like what you find when you pull the foreskin back.

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

@scoopman101 @PressSec Walmart is always hiring. Good pay and benefits. Or maybe Jesus will increase your income since Trump sure ain’t. MAGA

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

@scoopman101 @PressSec Maybe you should just get a better job. You proudly voted for this.

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

Who is in preparation for tonight’s Superb Owl? Tonight we shall see the defeat of the dastardly Thomas Bradley and the Deflatriots. #SuperBowlSunday #SuperBowlLII

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

And the contest is over! The Demon Deacons of #WakeForest have triumphed over the #Aggies of #TexasAM In a back and forth the likes of which I have never observed. Hip hip HUZZAH! hip hip HUZZAH! #collegefootball #belkbowl @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

90 exhilarating seconds remain and the club with the biggest number on the light board will be declared victor! #aggies 52 #wakeforest 55 #collegefootball #belkbowl @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

How about that! The Forest of Wake Demonic Pastors have achieved another successful possession of the handegg and once again are the top scoring club in this tournament! #collegefootball @CollegeGameDay #BelkBowl #aggies 52 #WakeForest 55

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

The red eyesticks move farther afield as the Lads from the Forest of Wake attempt to air their grievance against the Texas club in these final minutes of the contest. #collegefootball #aggies 52 #WakeForest 48 #BelkBowl @CollegeGameDay #collegegameday

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

Huzzah! The Texas Club has garnered another 7 pins on the ledger in response to the throttling they received during the last opposition. #collegefootball #BelkBowl #Aggies #WakeForest @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

What a close contest. The points are now logged at 45 for the Texas Arts and Marketing club and 48 for the Forest of Wake club after that last explosive face off that left several bodies in its #wake #aggies #BelkBowl #collegefootball

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

The goalie failed to stop the punishing penetration of the pugnacious pugilists of the Forest of Wake. GOOOOOAAAAAALLLL! 7 points to Ravenclaw! #collegefootball #BelkBowl #aggies #WakeForest @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

For every movement of the ball, a team loses yet another comrade. The body count in this battle is incredible. #collegefootball #BelkBowl @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

If you are one to count, there have now been more injured handegg enthusiasts carried off the field than tributes killed in the last Hunger Games. #collegefootball #Aggies #WakeForest #BelkBowl @CollegeGameDay @espn

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

And the final half of the final half is underway with an officiant review of the shenanigans on both sides in this hotly contested match as the Forests of Wake follow the Texas Arts and Marketing sportball club by a single pin! Excitement! #belkbowl

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

Huzzah! The visiting club has gained another goal in this close matchup. Handegg aficionados rejoice! 7 points to Gryffindor! #collegefootball #belkbowl #collegegameday #aggies #wake

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

If this carnage continues, observers in the stands will need to@be recruited to complete the matchup here at the #BelkBowl #collegefootball #aggies #wake @CollegeGameDay

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Oh! OH! Legs are not meant to be bent in that direction! Oh the barbarism! Oh the humanity! Oh the sickening wet popping sound we all felt in our breasts. #collegefootball #belkbowl @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

Thee is another fatality in this elimination round. I hope he heals quickly! #collegefootball #belkbowl @CollegeGameDay

[A Modern Chap @AModernChap]

The accursed gentleman in the rouge blouse is again delaying the handegg match from being commenced. We must stop this person from his nefarious machinations and let us toward the ending of the contest! #BelkBowl #collegefootball #NCAA @CollegeGameDay