Bobby 'Bard' P.

Just a Halo guy from back in the day | Level 36| Professional Burger & Taco slinger | Bearded | Whiskey | Xbox | Good ole fashioned shithead

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

I've been having a lot of fun playing #pathofexile 1 for the first time.

Finally made it to lvl 57, and Act 6!

Come hang out;

https://t.co/Pqf6DCFuB6

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Keep getting login failures for @pathofexile 1 & 2 on the xbox.

Anyone else having any issues?

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Dang, the worst part of having a septum piercing is how it keeps getting stuck on y'all's grandma's clit ring.
🥴

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

@Xbox A Mute Bard

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

I miss the h5 magnum.

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Shoot the ship should just be "shoot house hardpoint" because that's all I've gotten in 7 matches. 🙄

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

I feel like the people that don't like QR codes at restaurants to see the menu, are also the same people that didn't already look at the entire menu before getting to the restaurant.

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

.@CallofDuty bring back shipment. 😡

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Andrew Tate employing the Team Rocket strategy of losing a fight to a teenager bad enough to get arrested

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Unpopular opinion:

Having a riot shield, regardless of it being your primary or on your back should ALWAYS negatively impact your mobility.

🤷🏻‍♂️
#ModernWarfare2

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

My favorite thing about warzone is how you can hit someone with 15 bullets and they don't die, but 3 melees do.

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Nice, first game of #Warzone2 I get killed because I forgot that reload cancelling isn't a thing anymore. 🙄

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

@Chili's has everything to make some real nice Tostadas.👀 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

I like how the gun in the picture isn't even the one in the bundle. 🥴 @CallofDuty

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

You can tell McAlister's is owned by a white guy cause there's no pepper in the Mac & cheese. 🥴

[FoxNashville @FOXNashville]

GROCERY TAX SUSPENSION: Tennesseans will be able to purchase groceries tax-free starting Monday. https://t.co/DFVcbqvhnB

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Can anyone pin point any bit of "American" cuisine that isn't ”taken/borrowed" from other cultures?

Or is that the point?

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

Had a chick act like she was filling out an application on her phone for a job at my work after she ate her meal.

Slick dined and dashed. 💀

[The Superintendent @SuperHaloUpdate]

A no show for @Halo Infinite at today's showcase was incredibly disappointing 😔

#HaloInfinite #XboxBethesda #Halo #Xbox

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

NVM, I just played a skewer match.

Really wish this playlist was the sniper & shock rifle only.

[Bobby 'Bard' P. @AMuteBard]

The real tragedy is shotgun secondary in the snipers playlist. 🤷🏻‍♂️