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Wife. Mom. Domestic JOATMON. ADHD neurotype living w/GAD. INTJ/P. There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate on incomplete data.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

Telling me I'll never be taken seriously on Twitter because my avi is not a picture of my face has totally convinced me that I want to be taken seriously on Twitter. Thanks, random Twitter person using a pic of a middle-aged white man!

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

Y'all ever have those days where the anxiety/depression/ADHD humiliation flashbacks are never-ending? I wish my brain would just stop.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

I'm just going to put this out there: if you enjoy or are *ahem* stimulated by trauma bonding in your media, you're probably an abuser.

[Efe @SassyE]

How is it breaking news that not living in poverty is better for you

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@AITA_online NTA; if this guy couldn't pay attention in HS biology or moddle school sex ed he deserves to be laughed at.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

My grandma, just like my grandpa before her, could have lived a longer life but chose not to visit the doctor due to insane medical costs

Our elders sacrifice their lifespans in order to prevent bankrupting the family

This is eugenics of the poor. I hate this country

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@dodo This is NOT the feel good video you think it is, @dodo. This is an animal who obviously feels stressed and defensive in the home.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@IWriteAllDay_ Yeah, that is obviously not the right home for that cat. I don't know what the right home would be, but whatever they have ain't it.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

Update:

The house behind me still sits empty. The owners did finish the backyard, though, complete with grass turf that they proceeded to water until it flooded the street in front of my house for a month.

I think it's killed the indigenous low water plants I used to landscape

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

I mean, I love the OG Iron Chef, with its cringey translating and judges who are just a little out of touch. The audacity, though.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

I found the Iron Chef channel on PlutoTV and the number of times the judges tell professional chefs, "I can't wait to make this at home!", like these professionals haven't been developing their craft for years and y'all can just whip it up at home is astounding.

[Gregory Mansfield @GHMansfield]

It is a travesty that in the minds of many nondisabled people, the lives (and deaths) of disabled people simply do not matter.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@danidonovan Don't forget the script in your head about How To Behave In A Conversation that needs half your attention while you're having the conversation.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@redditships OP should stop looking for validation and break up with her.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

First Anime: Project A-Ko (The OG movie, not the space series

Last Anime: Demon Slayer

Best Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist

Worst Anime: Tenchi. If you know, you know.

Anime Everyone Loves But You Can't Stand: Attack On Titan

[Empress Temi!!! 🖤👑 @patramills]

Everyone drop your:

First Anime: _________
Last Anime: _________
Best Anime: _________
Worst Anime: ________
Anime Everyone Loves But You Can’t Stand: ____________

#HappyWorldOtakuDay

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@outofideas4anam *write

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

#SaidDuringSexAndVacation

Wow, that went fast.

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@outofideas4anam Wow them down! The way this is going they might come in handy. 😂

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

@Rockabilly_Rita I miss the absurdity

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

Is it weird that I miss the tradition my kids going out trick-or-treating and coming home with the pamphlet/comic about the girl with cancer who goes out on Halloween, gets prayed for, finds God, and converts her family before she dies?

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

It just occurred to me why my cats seem distressed when my family unwrap presents:

They've accepted these strange colorful things as new additions to the household and then we rip the skin off the things and throw it away.

When you think of it that way Christmas is horrifying

[not_twitty @ANABKS]

It's the last Saturday before Christmas! Time to watch that holiday-est of holiday movies: Die Hard!

Nothing says Christmas like machine gun fire and screaming!