Emily Wisniewski

I don't know my friend just hand me some whiskey.

[trash jones @jzux]

(me on my first day back to work after thanksgiving break)

hey can this wait til after Christmas

[leslie nope 🦇 (batricia's version) @leslieakay]

you know who would’ve also torn this #metgala theme up??

[leslie nope 🦇 (batricia's version) @leslieakay]

honestly...ate.

[CATS on Broadway @catsthemusical]

Drop a 😻 if this is you

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Voters of Tomorrow @VotersTomorrow]

Schoolhouse Rock didn’t prepare us for this

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me trying to act like I’m not leaving the house so my dog doesn’t get sad

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all pretty girls have anxiety and stomach issues.

[Emily Wisniewski @AND__BLUE]

Called my old job today to ask a question about nilla. Was asked by multiple people when I'm coming back🥺🥺

[Emily Wisniewski @AND__BLUE]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[Emily Wisniewski @AND__BLUE]

She's watching her Programs™️

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Even YOU can have your Devil Baby

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

this october isn't octobering the way previous octobers, octobered.

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

“Yeah I had breakfast today”

The breakfast:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me waiting for a forehead kiss

[Emily Wisniewski @AND__BLUE]

It finally happened. I left a party early is favor of going home and hanging out with my boyfriend and going to bed early. 21 year old Emily is screaming.

[Sok-It @javasok]

When Shania Twain says “let’s go girls”, that is the exact same feeling I get when I drink a shot of espresso