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Man set on a hill || Design 💻|| Web3 enthusiast || Manchester United.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Sealed with a selfie! 😁

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome onboard, @KarlDarlow 🫡

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🆕🧤

@KarlDarlow will wear the number 1️⃣2️⃣ for United 💪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Moving up in the world.

@KarlDarlow's first words as a Red 💬�Moving up in the world.

@KarlDarlow's first words as a Red 💬�Moving up in the world.

@KarlDarlow's first words as a Red 💬�Moving up in the world.

@KarlDarlow's first words as a Red 💬👉

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Introducing the newest member of our GK union: @KarlDarlow 🤝🇾🇪

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

I am not even surprised they don't know basic marksmanship. After all, all they know how to do is brute force, strength and bully civilians meanwhile, precision, discipline, repetition, and proper technique are what truly produce effective soldiers everywhere else.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

You sell your vote for 5k, you in return pay 50k for your kid’s WAEC.

The choice is yours.

[FESTUS OGUN @mrfestusogun]

The increment was a wicked and desperate plan by the elites to keep the children of the poor out of education cycle. They will revisit the policy if they manage to win 2027 elections.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"You cannot file to divorce your spouse and at the same time be complaining that someone snatched the same spouse you’re trying to divorce"

-Nigerian lawyer argues

📹: FB/dpa

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"How come the Oyo State schoolchildren and teachers who spent more than 50 days in captivity immediately started appreciating President Tinubu after regaining their freedom? Is that the first thing that came to their minds?"

—Barr. Darlington

[Dr Fayinka Johnson👨🏿‍⚕️ @dr_fayinka2011]

You make it so difficult even for your retarded data boys to defend you. A regime of trial and error. Zilch brain, babu sense; just vibes and inshallah. A government against its own people.

A clown can only assemble a cabinet of jokers; nobody puts a crown on a clown and expect a king. The fish rots from the head.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

If Nigerians didn’t shout out and scream, you would not suspend the outrageous fees for WAEC.

This is why my voice will always be the loudest here against such nonsense polices from this govt.

The people win!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Seyi Makinde is sticking it to the federal government.

He knows more than he's currently sharing. He's just wetting the grounds.

The next couple of weeks, we will know WHO exactly orchestrated the kidnap of those children and their teachers - even had to butcher two people to drive home the message.

This country is bonkers.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is one party that will never encourage you to get your voter's card

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear @seyimakinde

When you're ready, you'll call their names with your full chest.

You'll tell us EXACTLY what happened. Until then, keep giving us sneak peeks.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

In 2022:
“I will pay WAEC fee for every child when I become president”- Bola Tinubu.

Today in 2026,
After becoming president,
The same Bola Tinubu increases WAEC fees to 50,000Naira.

A government of criminals, liars, charlatans and power-hungry scammers.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

These lunatics are so easy to predict:

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

IF they were truly rescued and not ransomed or returned pursuant to phone calls between the terrorists and the government, how many terrorists were captured or killed? And how many are going to be charged with killing Mr. Adesiyan who was shot, and Mr. Oyedokun who was butchered?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

* uses teeth to open minerals

* can start lister generator

* can change generator plug

* can use one hand to crack wallnut

* kills goat and fowl for her family during festive period.

God abeg o.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I'm sure I've told this story before.

I once dated one that could kill goat.

In fact, we went for their family event in Ekiti & she's the one they called to come and ignite listergen at night.

Inside darkness o.

That was the day I knew the relationship wouldn't last.