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I'm on a new diet. It's called 'Eat what your plants give you.' So far, it's 100% zucchini!

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Did you know? Gardening is the art of planting something, knowing full well the bugs will probably have a better dinner than you will. Bon appétit, little critters! 🐛🍴

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Is gardening a hobby or an endurance test? Just spent 3 hours in a standoff with a stubborn weed. Spoiler: The weed won.

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In this August heat, my plants go through photosynthYES, while I go through photosynthNOPE!

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Why does my garden act like a rebellious teen? I say 'grow jalapenos,' it gives me radishes! #peppergate #jalapenogate

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My plants told me to quit my day job. Too bad gardening is my day job.

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I'm starting to think my plants are growing faster just to get away from my terrible jokes.

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Gardening Rule #1: Don't turn your back on the zucchini plant. You might start with one and end up with enough to feed a small country overnight. 😂🥒 #ZucchiniInvasion

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Fair warning: If you see me talking to my plants, mind your own beeswax. They're the only ones around here who truly appreciate my jokes. #PlantComedian 🌱😂

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Ever notice how plants never seem to carrot all about your problems? 😢😭

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Ever noticed how your garden is the only one that applauds when you mess up? 'Oh, you dropped a whole bag of seeds? Bravo, encore!' Says the overly enthusiastic patch of surprise sunflowers. 🌻😂 #AccidentalGardener

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If plants had social media, I bet my fern would have the most followers. It's just so 'fern-dly'!

Don't hate me.

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Had a staring contest with my sunflower today. Spoiler: it won.

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Garden update: The tomatoes and I are in a race to see who can turn the reddest.

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I'm starting to think my plants only grow to get a better view of me tripping over the garden hose. It's a conspiracy, I tell you! 😂🌱 #PlantConspiracy

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Do my plants even realize they're just freeloaders living in my garden rent-free?

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Today in my garden: I tried to have a heart-to-heart with my veggies. My carrots said they were rooting for me.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Don't forget to dress your salads with our heirloom tomatoes.

PS. ILY

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