Sejal Bhat

jackie shroff inside, shahrukh khan outside

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(Nass kaat-te hue) Am I cake?

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Have to work late to generate more and more fun ideas for womens’ day. Feeling like a man.

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Watched Wuthering Heights and I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about main toh poori tarah wuther ho gayi

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Bhagwan mujhe utthaa lo I’m tired of remembering if my new friend’s name is Megha or Meghna

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Unable to read a lenskart hoarding because I haven’t bought glasses yet

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I’m so good at brevity, that

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Wish WhatsApp would give me an “Edit” button for the other person’s messages also so I could correct everyone’s spellings.

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@AnilGanti Chup be buzzkill

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The sand worm can only be ridden by the Duke Muad’Dib Kwisatch adrak

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Can you explain what is happening?
https://t.co/p62zoV8am9

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Nahi nahao toh main gandi ho jati hoon. Nahao toh mera bathroom.

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@guiltynomad @sumairashaik June-ish

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Very excited for these shows! Book now while it’s earlybirding!

[sumaira shaikh @sumairashaik]

27th & 28th April Bangalore
4th May Hyderabad
5th May Pune
BOOK TICKETS FOR THIS HILARIOUS STAND-UP show!!! With @ANTISEJAL

https://t.co/QMyuHKaA6F

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@coolboy_joel It’s better as a drizzle on top. Cooking normal oil se kar

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It’d be so useful to have a “Get back to main topic” button on all these Google Meet, Teams, Zoom apps.

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(Influencer voice) So a lot of you guys have been asking about the best, Top-rated Sai Baba Mandirs in Mumbai. So here are some great finds that all have a rating >4.5 ✌️🫰

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Makes them look like a gamlaa 🪴

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These dudes get insecure about the top of their head going bald and looking unattractive but that haircut with the sides being almost shaved and hair growing long only on the top is the real repulsive one

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@Soumya1214 @ze_wanderer 😔 correct

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I like stressed out people. They make me feel so comfortable.

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Watched Pathan and this movie is sooo idiotic I love it