Anthony

Earth-1218

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@LEVIS Will not be buying your jeans anymore! I trusted on the integrity of your jeans belt loop to attach my keys but as you can see to my dismay that that trust was misplaced!
Locksmiths are NOT cheap.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

If I’m being honest, I’m kinda Paul Rudded out

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Was gedachten aan het lezen van een tinder match, blijkt dat die ook into de proliferatie van nucleaire wapens is 👌🤝

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@Swaav1 enkel met de poep bewegen, Ik wil niet sterven in de zomer

[Swaav @Swaav1]

Je moet kiezen!!
1) enkel regen kunnen drinken dat je opvangt met je mond.
2) enkel met je poep op de grond kunnen voort bewegen.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@RishiSunak Are you listening?

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

Opening a new coal mine during a climate crisis is a crime against the planet.

Pass it on.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@RishiSunak If you could take climate change more seriously than giving handouts to the already obscenely rich that would be great thx

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@RishiSunak You absolute piece of tory scum, not attending COP27.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@DelhaizeBelgium Why is the cheese in my sandwich melting at room temperature? Can I get a refund?

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

It could be raining tits and I would look up and catch a dick

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Sittin on da toilet 😎

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

On the tram, i can smell a roast chicken, but where? Reveal yourself!

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Man fuck this work-life balance shit, I just want to be a dog looking out of a window

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

I can smell a skillshare ad from miles away, I already have an account dickheads

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

“No Pierre, leave it. That’s a soup.”— Julien Maubrey.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Anyone else get the urge to make Vol-au-vent everyday?

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Survivalkit packed ☑️ Shout out to @colruytgroup for making this possible!

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Never leave the house without the essentials.

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

@CarrefourGroup The new noodles are completely tasteless. Bring back the old noodles! #rejectmodernity #embracetradition

[Anthony @ANTSCHWAG]

Why do I make soup that nobody eats? I do not know.
Will I stop making soup? No.