AOC Press Release (parody)

I'm the boss - you mad bro? (parody)

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Unlike @elonmusk, I wasn't born rich.

I had to work hard to get into Congress to make my millions.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

I ❤️ donuts.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Stop calling me fat.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

It’s time for Joe Biden to step aside and endorse a Palestine first candidate.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Happy 4th day past Pride Month.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

@dbongino Stop mansplaining me Dan.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

The Supreme Court must be disbanded to save democracy.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Joe Biden did so well at the debate, he should demand 10 more before the election.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

CNN rigged the debate to help Trump.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Joe Biden owned Trump in the debate.

That’s my President.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Sorry I haven’t tweeted in awhile. I forgot my password and couldn’t log on, but I finally remembered this morning it was “password.”

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

This is true - I was there.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

AOC 'Squad Member' Congresswoman Cori Bush says she cured a homeless woman’s tumors by putting her hands on them.

Do you believe her?

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

That’s Italian for - I’m a racist.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sending this cake to Delaware as a parting gift 😘

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Good morning- haven’t tweeted much lately. Too busy celebrating the only true American holiday. Pride month.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

It’s pride month.

You homophobes mad bro?

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Robert De Niro speaks for all Americans.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Cry more baby girl.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

.@AOC has not posted in over 2 days.

God is so good!

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

The Trump Bronx rally was 99% bused in crisis actors.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Hey Trump - this is what a real Bronx rally looks like.

God is good.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Hey @AOC …

Nice crowd.

God is good 🙏🏼

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

Don’t believe the images from the Trump Bronx rally tonight. There will only be about 100 paid people there. The rest of the people shown will be AI generated fakes by the Trump campaign.

God is good.

[AOC Press Release (parody) @AOCpressTwo]

The New York Times is real news. @elonmusk is fake news.

Pass it on.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The New Woke Times is truly unreadable