Being an adult is getting excited when your student loan goes down because of interest but continuing to pay the original amount so you’re done sooner. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
Boys will literally use real money to play a fictional game of basketball for fictional points and fictional rewards but look at me like I’m crazy when I use my free time to look into astrology.
“Astrology is fake” so is your career on 2K but here we are. At least mine free
Watching @BetsyDeVosED completely bomb on 60 Minutes is one of the more cringeworthy things I’ve ever seen on TV. SPOILER: I’ve seen a lot of cringeworthy TV
Fiona thinks you’re cute too, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts! Your DNA will decide if you’re the one for our little diva. Any potential mate would have to be ok w/ taking a back seat. Are you ok w/paparazzi? Most importantly, are you willing to relocate to Cincinnati? https://t.co/7XFCiYnyz7