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[miia @miiagarro]

stop worrying about being the hottest girl he’s been with and start being the scariest

[miia @miiagarro]

"you're acting crazy"

i'm not acting

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

just spent my own money 💔💔💔💔💔🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢💔💔🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢💔🤢💔💔💔💔💔💔

[ira 🌲 @ira_xu]

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

imagine blocking my number and i never found out because i never hit you up ever

[Benadryl Wife @bennydrillwife]

what doesnt kill you texts you 6 months later

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

put me on hate island

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

[MK @adoreanise]

my dad the reason i think everything supposed to go my way

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[໊ @sonohoor]

currently in my “???” era because wtf is happening

[Rams @ramenrams]

Babe I was behind the DJ booth because my phone was charging

[LD 🩰 @youlovelindsxy]

Chipotle: bowl or burrito?
Me: yall got vinaigrette???

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

“U r what u eat”

I don’t remember eating a bad bitch who’s funny af but ok

[alfie @alfienxo]

i will not accept a hint, i will act dumb until you say it with your chest.

[jynx @jynxbby]

me after he gets a haircut