Abu Onyiani

The Dark Lord

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Most Nigerian Christian extremists will never see anything wrong in this, because apparently, this does not qualify as an attack on the body of Christ.

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The two teams who are going to play the 2027 UCL finals are about to play.

Manchester United will beat Sabah today and in the finals next year.

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The greatest footballer ever

Cristiano Ronaldo

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@XBrianDennis They must be mad

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Edo Queens for life

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I’m not a fan of attending Nigerian comedy shows

Most of the time, our comedians are either begging for money, or insulting (not teasing) their audiences.

There are better uses for my hard earned money.

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Cristiano Ronaldo is the GOAT

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Funny guys

The officers of the Nigerian Police Force are are still doing it today , and will happen again tomorrow.

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Outrageous behaviour from Officers of the Nigerian Police Force.

The only reason it is not shocking is because it happens to thousands everyday so we are now desensitized to it.

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I did as Messi fans always ask us to do and asked AI “Was Osama Bin Ladin a snitch?”

AI quickly denied for him. As well documented his terrible actions were he was still not a snitch.

But I should magically accept someone who snitched on Cucurella as the GOAT.

God forbid.

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Dreams do come true

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Micheal Oyedokun.

Made to beg for his life by terrorists before they slaughtered him.

May his soul Rest In Peace.

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My beautiful home

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I wonder what is trending on Ostrich’s X

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The fact that we missed qualifying for the World Cup is enough to ensure Osimhen cannot be the African Footballer of the Year.

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Thanks to VDM and BLord, people no use iPhone 17 pro max carry body this year.

Dem go first ask you weda na Blord own and na at once you go begin explain tire, even with with evidence.

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…..and he died terribly too. A brutal and ghastly death in the hands of the mountain.

The only consolation is that he must have said it on other occasions and and survived.

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The stance the Nigerian government are supposed to adopt.

However, you’d find them negotiating with terrorists everyday. It will be well.

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What a game!!!

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Funny how many Christian leaders in Nigeria do not rate or respond to Evangelist Ezekiel Dachomo simply because he is neither wealthy, nor ask his members to rush to the altar to drop money because the Holy spirit requested it.

Too bad.