Austin

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

USMNT vs Bosnia-Herzegovina in college football terms

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

They used Flock cameras to track him down and then the Judge says they don’t violate fourth amendment rights because they can’t be used to track your movement.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“THEY WILL BE IN LAST PLACE FOR THE NEXT 99 YEARS!”

9 losses in a row for the Mets @NjTank99

[NOVA Campaigns @NoVA_Campaigns]

Congress (both parties) don’t care about the @TSA delays… because they literally don’t affect them. Personally escorts to the front of the line.

[Austin @AP4SL]

@napformeplsx @3YearLetterman “We know where continents are.” - Ok? I bet you cant point to Sanford Stadium on a map.
“We speak multiple languages.” - I am familiar with Spanish, as I have been on many cruises where I went to Sr. Frogs in Cozumel

[Austin @AP4SL]

@napformeplsx @3YearLetterman "We eat real food." - you eat beans and toast
"We have free medical care." - free medical care where theres 6-month wait, cant deal with that in case of waterbed injuries
“High education without debt.” - you have 0 SEC championships, let alone members

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Truly incredible things are happening on Reddit. Generational crashout.

The plucky rebels were supposed to defeat the evil empire, and now they don’t know what to do.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Thank you for bending the knee Toronto!

[Anthony J. Constantini @AJConstantini]

“Freedom of speech ends when it violates the law” is the most authoritarian thing a German chancellor has said in about 80 years.

[John Aziz @aziz0nomics]

Interesting how "communism" turns into totalitarian hereditary monarchy.

[Austin @AP4SL]

@afewcrayons @DA_Stockman You’re entire feed is discrediting women abused and raped by Epstein. Seriously the world would be a better place without you

[a newsman @a_newsman]

Pam Bondi’s sole qualification for her role as the nations top law enforcement official appears to be her ability to clip farm meaningless outrage content for Fox News boomers that make them feel like they’re winning something.

[Austin @AP4SL]

@afewcrayons @DA_Stockman 7k

[Ali Ahmadi @AliR_Ahmadi]

God damn.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

The chief law enforcement officer of the US government shouting indignantly about how she shouldn’t have to answer questions about a massive human trafficking scandal as long as the stock market is doing well is crazy. But it does explain how we got here as a society.

[Austin @AP4SL]

@EBTtok @Breaking911 As per most of this performative BS, 90% of the people are shitlib retired boomers, they aren’t working 🤣

[Austin @AP4SL]

@organic_gangstr @RepThomasMassie You’re a retard

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I can’t think of a better symbol of the change from last season to this season quite like going from the Lambo that would never start and found every pothole in the road to the reliable old Ford pick-up

[Trent @Trenciarte]

Los Angeles Dodgers: $1B underdogs

New York Yankees: Torpedo bats

Atlanta Braves daily subplot: