GrandTheftAlex

One time, a ceiling tile fell on my head and the first thing the teacher said when she came over to me was “My Ceiling!?!”

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Wizards have a winning record for the first time in 1,423 days 🤯

Washington’s season-opening win puts the team above .500 for the first time since Nov. 28, 2022.

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Brooo this entire video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[GrandTheftAlex @AP723K]

@Jacob_deNobel @EITMonline would love to hear about your point of view on what this is like for the DJs and those involved. Happened quite a few years ago in Rhode Island to a popular college station and it became a Christian rock station, can’t imagine it ever recovered

[GrandTheftAlex @AP723K]

@nomoredawg The G in Glenmont stands for “going home”; this is the place’s only utility

[GrandTheftAlex @AP723K]

@WashProbs Brookland; an annual home and garden tour can’t be wrong

[فقير @betissa5er]

زاوية نظر ميسي لما يحاول يسوي عرضية

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Our World Cup Champion

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The dopamine rush you get as a Chelsea fan in the transfer window must be insane

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

For all of the new soccer fans in America that need an EPL team to support…..

Let this decide for you ⬇️

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

GOOOOAAL! ENZO FERNÁNDEZ DRAWS ARGENTINA LEVEL WITH ENGLAND IN THE SEMIFINALS 🇦🇷

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@FOXSports @FOXSoccer At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

From underdogs to history-makers. Thank you, Cape Verde.

[Alfie @AlfiePottsH]

One of the greatest games of football I’ve ever watched.

Cape Verde, you are incredible.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Thanks for the memories, Cape Verde

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Alex Ovechkin is returning to the Washington Capitals on a one-year contract, the team announced Thursday.

The deal includes a $1 million salary, a $4.75 million games-played bonus after appearing in 10 games, and a $3.25 million signing bonus.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cabo Verde supremacy (updated)

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

People who cut the game off when the Knicks were down 29 logging on tomorrow and finding out the Knicks won