A.P. Böttcher

Attorney, hockey player, bird attack survivor, dancer, eccentric billionaire who fights crime at night dressed like a bat. JK, I can't dance.

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Let me tell you all a tale of how I may have influenced Army policy. (1/????)

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When are pogs going to come back

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@forcesubtractor Guy is fucking awesome

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Wait wut

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

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@WatchMyReview @ronnyb66mma @TSN_Sports @DarrenDreger 10+ years ago JT won the SC x3, Conn Smythe, Olympic gold x2, Selke, WCoH, WJC x2, and the youngest Captain in the history of an O6 team. A T5 all time player (Crosby) is better than him, so he is overrated?

He’s a sure bet as a first ballot HOFer. Edna, what are we doing here?

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@WatchMyReview @TSN_Sports @DarrenDreger I would say there is still time to delete this but I fear that is no longer true. Go with God, Edna. Unfortunately for you, He is not a Lefs fan.

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@forcesubtractor @ChuckRossDC The little pig on their shoulders for the away sweaters is wearing a better one than they are.

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@BN_Bears @adamjahns

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@thecarm @Jon_Finkel Yes.

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@90sWWE

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@forcesubtractor And none of them can resolve disputes without lawyers. I hear about more lawsuits involving youth hockey than any other youth sport. What a bummer.

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@Unkn0wn_aliass @HawksHawkey No. I am also lost.

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@Mario_Tirabassi My guess is that this is some kind of specific core workout or something or he’s trying to do some kind of low impact cardio. I’m not a MacKinnon sympathizer by any means but the man is a notorious fitness weirdo.

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Within the hour, I got a targeted ad on my phone that purportedly helps folks lose “stubborn belly fat” while I was eating a giant piece of cake that was disguised as a giant stack of pancakes.

I regret nothing.

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God DAMN

[LA Kings @LAKings]

If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup.

#GoKingsGo

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@BrendanCarrFCC Free* speech is a fundamental right of all Americans, and freedom of the press* is a hallmark of our republic.

*must be totally aligned with what current admin wants to be seen and heard otherwise they will pull off the air.

Eat shit, fascist.

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Spencer Knight would have saved that. #TeamUSA

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“All I know is I’ll be watching the alternate halftime show” lollll

The President of the United States is a racist and a pedophile and you are taking a stand on

*checks notes*

The Super Bowl halftime show?

You are a dork and nobody cares.

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Ask him why the Bears aren’t getting comp picks even though Atlanta admitted that Matt Ryan would not be making football decisions. @BarstoolGruden

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jon Gruden's attorneys will seek testimony from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and at least four current and former NFL owners in his lawsuit over whether the league leaked the emails that forced his departure as Raiders coach, per @DVNJr.

https://t.co/pIubFmca8r

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@itsfickybaby @NFL The @AtlantaFalcons are mocking @nflcommish right out in the open! Sad that Big Rog is can’t uphold the law of his domain.

You won’t give the @ChicagoBears the picks they’re owed, Roger.

You’re afraid.

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Fuck this guy.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Punxsutawney Phil's handlers have announced that the weather-predicting groundhog saw his shadow, forecasting six more weeks of winter.

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